October 21st, 2008 / 12:50 am
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mike bushnell’s “tidal”

mike bushnell just published a piece of writing called tidal.  please read it.  some say that tidal is cursed.  some say, a man just ain’t right after reading it.  there was a feller tried reading it and had a seizure and died on the stained carpet in his room he did.  another feller’s eyes turned black and fell right out his skull onto his laptop.  tidal.

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12 Comments

  1. Mike Bushnell

      It is cursed. I saw someone read it front to back in one sitting. After turning the last page, a swarm of bees came out of nowhere. Right before the bees covered the person’s head, a sportscar dropped on him. The bees got away.

  2. Mike Bushnell

      It is cursed. I saw someone read it front to back in one sitting. After turning the last page, a swarm of bees came out of nowhere. Right before the bees covered the person’s head, a sportscar dropped on him. The bees got away.

  3. The Golden Bear

      Mike Bushnell hates bees. He told me once, when were were 8 years old, selling lemonade for money to buy wrestling bars from the ice cream truck.

  4. The Golden Bear

      Mike Bushnell hates bees. He told me once, when were were 8 years old, selling lemonade for money to buy wrestling bars from the ice cream truck.

  5. sma pink

      golden bear, that is a very nice story.

  6. sma pink

      golden bear, that is a very nice story.

  7. jereme

      hey some one tell me a story where i put money into a pay pal account for goods

      and goods arrive at my door step

      not in a timely fashion or anything

      but they do arrive

      i like sci-fi fantasy escapism fiction

      dazzle me

  8. jereme

      hey some one tell me a story where i put money into a pay pal account for goods

      and goods arrive at my door step

      not in a timely fashion or anything

      but they do arrive

      i like sci-fi fantasy escapism fiction

      dazzle me

  9. mike bushnell

      jereme, i will not tell you a story about the books you ordered. You will have them. They will be with you soon.

      Sorry everyone for the way the press has worked out. I hope to restart the press in January 2009, with a new free format. No money. I have a lower cost method in store that will make it so no one has to pay for the books, there will be editions and they will be free.

      It’s not a one way ticket to the internet doghouse, I hope. I want to redeem myself, and I have alot of work to do.

      People who ordered books will get the books. Slowly, they will show up.

  10. mike bushnell

      jereme, i will not tell you a story about the books you ordered. You will have them. They will be with you soon.

      Sorry everyone for the way the press has worked out. I hope to restart the press in January 2009, with a new free format. No money. I have a lower cost method in store that will make it so no one has to pay for the books, there will be editions and they will be free.

      It’s not a one way ticket to the internet doghouse, I hope. I want to redeem myself, and I have alot of work to do.

      People who ordered books will get the books. Slowly, they will show up.

  11. Jessica

      Does anyone else have any experience with this?

  12. Jessica

      Does anyone else have any experience with this?