Comments on: ‘I Hate This Essay’

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:53:51 +0000

Massive busking model is what I want. I’ll write you a poem, you give me a sandwich.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:53:00 +0000

Massive busking model is what I want. I’ll write you a poem, you give me a sandwich.

By: ryan

ryan — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:14:01 +0000

i’m gonna have to look into that. what a genre!

By: ryan

ryan — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:14:00 +0000

i’m gonna have to look into that. what a genre!

By: Justin Taylor

Justin Taylor — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:45:19 +0000

Every time you masturbate a unicorn, three wood elves start a game of laser tag.

By: Justin Taylor

Justin Taylor — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:45:00 +0000

Every time you masturbate a unicorn, three wood elves start a game of laser tag.

By: Lincoln

Lincoln — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:10:29 +0000

My guess was pornographic steam-punk fiction, I hear that is the fastest growing consumer literary market.

By: Lincoln

Lincoln — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:10:00 +0000

My guess was pornographic steam-punk fiction, I hear that is the fastest growing consumer literary market.

By: André

André — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:13:15 +0000

Saying you’re “published” is a dead giveaway. That sounds uber-defensive to me. It’s true that there’s a lot of mediocre stuff out there– but you can say that for anything. I’m willing to bet there’s a shit-ton more mediocre “commercial” writing too. And if you increase the amount of people interested or working towards a common goal… good things happen. How is there anything wrong with that?

I bought one of those magazines for “Writers” once and it kind of made me throw up a bit, though it was worth seeing. A lot of long hair, unicorn masturbation and contests that were basically ponzi schemes.

By: André

André — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:13:00 +0000