i have to see some crazy shit to keep my attention hard.

regular non-aggressive coitus just doesn’t do it any more.

JFC.

Yeah, the people that shit on Simon are hilarious. I used to watch the auditions. I love watching hopes/dreams crushed. The last 20 minutes of “Extras” hit on this well.

simon is very truthful and negative and (perceived by some) mean.

yet millions and millions of people love to watch him.

then they shit on him as a human being for being what he is.

funny.

maybe he was jerking off to the bachleor guy crying, then he’d have us all beat. haha.

dave:

i watch the idol auditions then i stop. there’s something about getting your dreams and self worth and self esteem crushed by paula abdul and simon cowell in front of 22 million people that is extremely appealing to my senses. never watched dancing though.

yes, i watched a bit of the bachelor where the guy looked a lot like my friend. i think shows like that and dancing with the stars (AND American Idol) are what makes this country tick. Without them, what would people watch? Movies with subtitles? Would they read to their kids at night? Play with them?

my god man. watch porn or something.

You missed out on Big D’s glory days. When we first moved there, the guy across the street from us scared the hell out of us with his 10 dobermans. My mom said stay away from him. A few months later he walked into a Wendy’s and shot up the ceiling, thankfully doing no other damage.

One guy I still keep in touch with from D going on 25 years now…is an attorney and looks remarkably like the schmo D attorney recently on the bachelor (the guy who bawled at the end when he didn’t get picked). He will be hearing about that for awhile.