May 29th, 2009 / 1:16 pm
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June Issue of DecomP: A Literary Magazine
I googled "happy day" and this came up.
Jason Jordan has put up another stellar issue of DecomP. Here’s the lineup and a hello from him:
Welcome back to decomP for the June 2009 issue. This month we’re featuring new work from Mike Andrelczyk, Jaynel Attolini, Simon Barker, David Brennan, Margaret Patton Chapman, Doug Draime, David Fishkind, Jeff Foster, Roxane Gay, Asya Graf, Jessa Marsh, Louise Norlie, David E. Oprava, Paula Ray, Laura Ellen Scott, Fariel Shafee, Sarah Wetzel-Fishman, Robert Wexelblatt, Evan White, Sarah Beth Woods, Steve Young, and Fredrick Zydek. Thanks for reading! (Click anywhere to go read.)
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jason jordan’s beard is metal
jason jordan’s beard is metal
I know. I like that about him. I like his whole thing even thoug he rejected a story of mine. That’s cool. Next thing, I send I hope is more “fitting”.
my beard is 300% larger, fluffier and metal than jason’s.
my beard is the paragon of sexy
my beard is 300% larger, fluffier and metal than jason’s.
my beard is the paragon of sexy
but is it metal? fluffy and metal don’t seem conducive to one another.
hahahaha
oh pr. are you feeling less valuable?!?!
i dunno i detect some sarcastic bitterness or something
don’t be angry pr. every thing is gonna be okay.
but is it metal? fluffy and metal don’t seem conducive to one another.
hahahaha
oh pr. are you feeling less valuable?!?!
i dunno i detect some sarcastic bitterness or something
don’t be angry pr. every thing is gonna be okay.
for instance: i would describe my beard as scruffy and grizzly. those seem more metal.
my man beard shits in jason’s beard
i have been told i look like the lead singer from mastodon.
fear my beard
no you just need to wash your face and balls
for instance: i would describe my beard as scruffy and grizzly. those seem more metal.
my man beard shits in jason’s beard
i have been told i look like the lead singer from mastodon.
fear my beard
no you just need to wash your face and balls
have you ever zipped up your jacket and accidentally zippered your beard?
do you want to watch me wash my face and my balls at the same time?
is beardsman oneupsmanship the new metal?
have you ever zipped up your jacket and accidentally zippered your beard?
do you want to watch me wash my face and my balls at the same time?
is beardsman oneupsmanship the new metal?
My Beard is so metal that it has it’s own twitter account
My Beard is so metal that it has it’s own twitter account
My Beard has supplicants. My beard can control your thoughts. If it wants to, my beard can make your head explode like in the movie Scanners
My Beard has supplicants. My beard can control your thoughts. If it wants to, my beard can make your head explode like in the movie Scanners
You crazy bearded guys. Lead singer of Mastodon- oh yes.
Jereme, love- no, I was sincere that I would like to send him something more fitting. For real. I get sooooo many rejections, it becomes not a big deal. Like, if I never showered, showering would be crazy and wild. But I shower twice a day, first before I go to the gym (so as not to bum out people with my nasty booze and cig scented skin, or like, semem), then after, and so showering is not crazy and wild. That is how it is with rejection. It’s like my showering. Just, you know, a part of my life. I do like showering better than rejection though. I mean, if I had a choice- choose shower! Yeah.
twitter is for hipster fags with manicured thin beards
lame
twitter is for hipster fags with manicured thin beards
lame
hahaha yes actually i have zipped it up
i constantly eat it. especially when it’s windy.
my beard shames even jesus
hahaha yes actually i have zipped it up
i constantly eat it. especially when it’s windy.
my beard shames even jesus
@ pr: Thanks a lot for the post, pr. I appreciate it. I don’t know your full name. Otherwise, I might remember the rejection. Keep trying, though, if you’re game. Something will stick sooner or later. I have to tell myself that sometimes. =p
@ jereme: Them’s fightin’ words, sir. But, my beard is really curly, so it appears much shorter than it actually is.
@ pr: Thanks a lot for the post, pr. I appreciate it. I don’t know your full name. Otherwise, I might remember the rejection. Keep trying, though, if you’re game. Something will stick sooner or later. I have to tell myself that sometimes. =p
@ jereme: Them’s fightin’ words, sir. But, my beard is really curly, so it appears much shorter than it actually is.
excuses excuses.
yeah i have straight hair. it grows straight but i don’t get the bad ass volume you curly pube faced guys get.
you should pick it out and then flat iron it out.
man when i flat iron my beard out it doubles in size.
excuses excuses.
yeah i have straight hair. it grows straight but i don’t get the bad ass volume you curly pube faced guys get.
you should pick it out and then flat iron it out.
man when i flat iron my beard out it doubles in size.
Jason – I think I know your magazine better now. So, yeah!
Jereme- I want to see a pic of you with your beard flat ironed.
Jason – I think I know your magazine better now. So, yeah!
Jereme- I want to see a pic of you with your beard flat ironed.
The Roxane Gay and Laura Ellen Scott stories are both fantastic. More reading soon. Looks like a great issue.
The Roxane Gay and Laura Ellen Scott stories are both fantastic. More reading soon. Looks like a great issue.
i can make that happen! i just took a pic of my beard with the shitty camera on my phone but it’s kind of hard to see. i’ll email you the pic if you want to marvel at its current natural size.
i can make that happen! i just took a pic of my beard with the shitty camera on my phone but it’s kind of hard to see. i’ll email you the pic if you want to marvel at its current natural size.
email me!
okay i did!
okay i did!