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Robot Melon wants your sentences
This from Stephen Daniel Lewis:
ROBOT MELON is opening special submissions for issue eight.
Issue eight will be smaller in comparison to other issues. We are asking people to send one sentence, or a few sentences focused intently on language. Make it interesting, think economy of words, think diction.
We will take the words we choose and do something with them involving jpegs and various Kansas locations. Yes we will be messing with what you send and you will have little say about it.
We’ll accept sentences for issue eight until December 21st. But keep sending sentences after that date if the sentences are magnificent.
Think you’re a ‘master’ of the sentence? An ‘innovator’? A ‘crank-turner’? A ‘hhsfjadfg;kjadg’?
Write a sentence and send it.
Tags: robot melon, sentence
I don’t think I’m a master, but I’m sure you’re missing an apostrophe…
I don’t think I’m a master, but I’m sure you’re missing an apostrophe…
and this is why children words have no meaning.
an entire article dismissed because of a missing apostrophe.
and this is why children words have no meaning.
an entire article dismissed because of a missing apostrophe.
Yes, Jereme Dean, of course I dismissed the entire article.
I really don’t like you.
Yes, Jereme Dean, of course I dismissed the entire article.
I really don’t like you.
me either… tard!
me either… tard!
I was totally going to say tard earlier. LMAO.
I was totally going to say tard earlier. LMAO.
i’m going to kill everyone in the world if jesus god people fuck
i’m going to kill everyone in the world if jesus god people fuck
i think i’m going to send that sentence to robot melon.
i think i’m going to send that sentence to robot melon.
madore,
thank you for admitting you are a douche and dismissed the entire article. i appreciate your honesty.
please put the tard comment in the Mean Monday post if you would like a chance at winning Blake Butler’s novella “EVER”
If not, have fun playing with your linux computer and pretending to be something more than you are..
madore,
thank you for admitting you are a douche and dismissed the entire article. i appreciate your honesty.
please put the tard comment in the Mean Monday post if you would like a chance at winning Blake Butler’s novella “EVER”
If not, have fun playing with your linux computer and pretending to be something more than you are..
me: i’ve been busy with real world shit just lately but getting a lot of off time and i sold my tv
Ryan: yeah no worries, ive been really busy too
me: did it offend you that i said you were missing an apostrophe
8:21 PM Ryan: no it did not
i thought it was funny
i was going to like
type a smart ass response back to you
but then
i refreshed
and someone had corrected it
me: okay i really don’t like jereme dean or justin taylor ever again
me: i’ve been busy with real world shit just lately but getting a lot of off time and i sold my tv
Ryan: yeah no worries, ive been really busy too
me: did it offend you that i said you were missing an apostrophe
8:21 PM Ryan: no it did not
i thought it was funny
i was going to like
type a smart ass response back to you
but then
i refreshed
and someone had corrected it
me: okay i really don’t like jereme dean or justin taylor ever again
robot melon is one of my favorite publications.
robot melon is one of my favorite publications.
Pictures of Kansas locations are my favorite things on the regular internet.
Pictures of Kansas locations are my favorite things on the regular internet.