A while back, I got drunk and watched this movie. And I took drunken notes thinking of writing a real review. I am not going to write that review. Here are my drunk notes.

 

 

No one hate the hearts of women like Woody Allen.

 

Perhaps it wasn’t always so, I won’t go into the history of his movies.

 

Oh, Spanish men. I am the first person to objectify them.

 

Uptight bitch v. freewheeler.

 

Soft porn

 

Reason v. big tits

 

The whore wins, the other is almost barfing

 

Love is transient, after looking at a sculpture of the crucifix

 

The catalan disappears

 

Making fun of middle class joys in ny

 

Nothing to do with catalan

 

Spanish guitar

 

Vile projection

As a middle aged woman

 

The ridicule of business men,

We all LOVe the artists

Fuck you

 

What would be the womans fantasy

And how can I do it

 

All of the music in in Spanish

 

Then the fucking

With her and her husband, she was moved by her Spanish fuck

 

Unhappy woman

“we can always…”

 

This idea that a business man is not as good as a lovwr

Stupid

 

The idea that love is better secretive is shit

She was the lover of an exciting man,

Free think thinking man

 

 

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