December 15th, 2011 / 2:25 pm
 Contests

ToBS R2: emailing drafts of your writing to people you dont know vs. hating on jonathan safran foer

[matchup #40 in Tournament of Bookshit]

– Ryan Call

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WINNER: hating on Jonathan Safran Foer

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22 Comments

  1. December 15th, 2011 / 2:29 pm Molly Gaudry—

      “My Novel” attachment is hilarious. 

  2. December 15th, 2011 / 2:33 pm Daniel Bailey—

      ahahahaha

      h8ingonsaffy.docx

  3. December 15th, 2011 / 2:43 pm lorian long—

      ‘poeple’

  4. December 15th, 2011 / 2:44 pm DJ Berndt—

      hahaha, this rules!

  5. December 15th, 2011 / 2:46 pm Roxane—

      This is so damn good.

  6. December 15th, 2011 / 3:24 pm lily hoang—

      amazing, ryan call. amazing.

  7. December 15th, 2011 / 4:17 pm mimi—

      as is “h8ingonsaffy”

  8. December 15th, 2011 / 4:28 pm Mason Johnson—

      Can’t wait for his reply!

  9. December 15th, 2011 / 4:48 pm Brenda Kwang—

      I didn’t know JSF was vegan. Anteresting. Very anteresting.

  10. December 15th, 2011 / 5:42 pm Anonymous—

      what’d he say?

  11. December 15th, 2011 / 6:46 pm kirbyourenthusiasm—

      Haha.

  12. December 15th, 2011 / 8:26 pm Jonathan Safran Foer—

      I am doing something I hate for you. This is what it means to be in love.

  13. December 15th, 2011 / 8:27 pm Jonathan Safran Foer—

      Die in a fire.

  14. December 15th, 2011 / 8:38 pm Jonathan Safran Foer—

      Nicole told me not to do this, but I can’t contain myself. Frankly this [decision] comes as a shock. Didn’t we have a rapport building up? I mean this is hurtful, I liked going back and forth with you and then to just lay this on me, it’s just cruel. Go eat an uncircumcised hotdog filled with cheese

  15. December 15th, 2011 / 8:55 pm Ethan—

      Mmm, uncircumcised cheesy dog.

      I saw the trailer for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close last night and puked in my mouth a little bit.

  16. December 15th, 2011 / 8:56 pm Ethan—

      And yet.

  17. December 15th, 2011 / 9:06 pm mimi—

      Dear Daniel Bailey,  
      I’m sorry I didn’t see your comment before replying to Molly Gaudry, above. You have first rights to the commenting on the finding of the humor in “h8ingonsaffy”. Please accept my sincerest apologies. From now on I will make a point of reading an entire comment thread (some call it a “blogicle”) before posting any comments. Or replies to comments. Or anything.  
      Sincerely yours,  
      mimi

  18. December 15th, 2011 / 10:45 pm deadgod—

      Why does “poeple” have the squiggly red underline but “acutally” doesn’t?

  19. December 15th, 2011 / 10:50 pm deadgod—

      emailing something which is not a “draft” of your writing vs. vegan zombies

      winner:  veganime

  20. December 16th, 2011 / 12:18 am Ryan Call—

      i dont know. i never figured that out, no matter how mny times i took a screenshot

  21. December 16th, 2011 / 2:29 pm Daniel Bailey—

      next time there will be fisticuffs. i don’t think there are rules for posting on htmlgiant as far as saying what someone else has already said. i feel like that happens in every thread many times. the internet is too huge for the amount of time that exists in a day. there is no reason to read everything. you just have to post what you feeeeeeeel.

  22. December 16th, 2011 / 10:10 pm Anonymous—

      smlk.es/hsIV3q