January 21st, 2013 / 3:26 am
Craft Notes

Kim Kardashian on Writing


“I think my sense of style is evolving.”

“I don’t really have goals as far as, I want to be on a cover or something like that.”

“I play into the perception of me, but it’s not really me.”

“I am hands-on in any project that I am associated with. I just don’t want to put my face or name and lend it to a product that I’m not behind a hundred percent.”

“I always say you shouldn’t weigh yourself. I don’t even have a set of scales in my house.”

“I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!”

“Botox to me is not surgery.”

“I am really cautious about what I say and do.”

“I want to be a vampire. I kind of want to be evil.”

“I do rely on having a full face on.”

“I know most celebrities say they don’t read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they don’t want to admit that they actually care what is written about them. I’ll tell you straight up I do read it!”

“I didn’t love school.”

“It’s true, I’m a little obsessed with Twitter, but I’m even more obsessed with fighting AIDS.”

“I don’t talk about money.”

“I hate to talk about myself.”

“I have sister issues and parent issues and all sorts of things.”

“I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.”

“I remember when the wave of Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek and these beautiful Hispanic women came into light, and I looked up to them and I loved them, but I was like, ‘Where are the Middle Eastern women?'”

“My entire body is hairless.”

“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary–like Jesus is my baby.”

“I wanted to be a teacher.”

“My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower.”

“I would absolutely characterize myself as ambitious.”

“If you’re a basketball player and you don’t stop and take pictures with your fans, you can have an amazing game and everyone still loves you.”

“People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect.”

“There’s more pressure to be famous for being yourself than if you’re being a character.”

“I’m not totally against plastic surgery.”

“I don’t like big balls on a dog.”

“I’ve always been a businesswoman.”

“She [Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks’? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.”

“I have a really high tolerance for pain.”

“We never say the word ‘famous’ or ‘celebrity’. It makes all of us feel uncomfortable.”

“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

“I’m a grown-up version of myself.”

“I’ve learned to ignore everything. In the beginning, I thought I was too sensitive for this. I’d Google myself and it would freak me out.”

“I am not against plastic surgery whatsoever.”

“I have no idea where all this attention came from.”

“I don’t like meeting new people.”

“My sisters and I are writing a book. It’s going to have lots of fun tips and stories and everything about relationships; it’s a little bit more of an in-depth look into our lives, even though people think that they’ve probably seen everything.”

“There is some crazy rumor that I killed my dog. What a hurtful rumor! I would NEVER dare hurt my baby Rocky or any other animal!!!”

“I think my dream job would be to work at Sephora. If I wasn’t doing what I’m doing now I would be a makeup artist or work at Sephora.”

“I think I just learned that I need to rewrite my fairytale.”

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  1. Tim Jones-Yelvington

      This one really resonates with me.

  2. lorian long

      ‘there is some crazy rumor that i killed my dog’

  3. herocious

      “I envy slow readers.”

  4. chirospasm

      Printed on the inkjet and taped to my bathroom mirror. This is wisdom.

  5. Mark Cugini

      She’s an angel.

  6. Nicole Dominguez

      I love when big booty bitches are all about artificially inseminating babies. Way to go, Kim.

  7. Brooks Sterritt


  8. jianai