December 14th, 2010 / 4:05 pm
Craft Notes

Kimora Lee on Writing

“I am anorexic.”

“After  I had my babies I was thick.”

“I’m the boss. I don’t need the money. I’m filthy fucking rich!”

“My life is very—big!

“Tell Deebo to bring me my supplements!”

“She felt my titty!”

“It’s a state of being.”

“I will beat a bitch’s ass!

“Let me take off my glasses…I want you to see my eyes. I will beat a bitch’s ass!”

“I’m a girl’s girl. I’m a woman’s woman. I’m a cool girl. I’m not a bitch. There’s a difference. And the girls that try to take him are bitches. And I know every one of them in my mind.”

“I wear fur and if somebody throws shit on me I’m gonna whup your ass! I wish somebody would throw shit on me.”

“I seen your titty, but I haven’t seen you.”

“Literally. Literally…I will drag a bitch—drag her through this dirt, literally.”

“We are going to kick his ass and eat his leg.”

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4 Comments

  1. Owen Kaelin

      Ooh. If this girl were Irish, my Mom would love her.

  2. mjm

      Why is it when I saw the post author’s name I saw Kim Kardashian and was like, “No way!” With a bit of “Cool”.

  3. Tim Jones-Yelvington

      This is one of my favorite “on writing” thingies yet. I like this picture of Kimora b/c she looks esp. like JuJuBee: http://www.jujubeeonline.com/

  4. Owen Kaelin

      Hah! That’s awesome, Tim.