Haut or not
Haut or Not: Baby Butler
Blake Butler’s penchant for fascism, literary or otherwise, may have begun earlier than we thought. Is that a two volume set of Adolf Hitler, or does his mom (whose bookshelf this is) just need an extra copy to bear through Yom Kippur? Throw in Southern Baptist evangelist Billy Graham’s Angels in the mix, and the phrase ‘white power’ comes to mind — of course, I am joking; everyone knows that Blake is the blackest person here (his wicked tongue cadence actually comes from the best rap). What concerns me isn’t the Christian or Nazi fascism — it’s Your Erogenous Zones, probably stained, because, let’s remember, that is his mom’s book. God, I just had a flash of Mrs. Butler discovering Chapter 3 with a bedpost. For those who aren’t catching the allusion, it’s Freudian: we deny our birth by entering the less ‘viable’ orifice. Some people are anal and vacuum all the time. Blake is anus, so let’s not think about what’s inside that diaper.
Tags: blake butler
OMG! That’s my baby! Oh wait. I have no babies.
When my big guy was a baby, one of his favorite things was to go to a bookself and take the books out, one by one, and throw them on the ground .Such joy! And I would let him do that- I was like, that’ll keep him busy. And it did! Then, later, I would go and put them all back. There is another thing -where you go “no, no” and put each book back and so forth. I didn’t do that. He also would eat a tomato like an apple and get tomato goo all over him and then- you know – then I changed his shirt. He also shoved shit into the cd and vcr player. We found crayons, toy trains, and so forth. We went thru 3 video players when he was a baby. He loved to shove shit into holes!!!! hahaha. But he liked to drag shit out of thier places and throw them to the ground? Go figure. Babies are the best.
I wish I had a baby. I am jealous of all women who have babies. And then I try to temper my envy with – I had them? Right? I was there? Waah. Then I cry.
I am having a martini evening.
That’s the Toland Hitler biography. I have that same set. Read it in highschool.
That’s the Toland Hitler biography. I have that same set. Read it in highschool.
Shogun is somewhere on that bookshelf. Somewhere. He’s blocking it.
Shogun is somewhere on that bookshelf. Somewhere. He’s blocking it.
i totally hadn’t noticed the erogenous zones book. you just really fucked me up a little.
i totally hadn’t noticed the erogenous zones book. you just really fucked me up a little.
also, you forgot to say whether it was haut or not
also, you forgot to say whether it was haut or not
i’m thinking ‘not’ my friend
i’m thinking ‘not’ my friend
I’m going with ‘not’ but almost ‘cuz for history majors (mea culpa) Toland is cool.
I’m going with ‘not’ but almost ‘cuz for history majors (mea culpa) Toland is cool.
my mom is going to be so sad
my mom is going to be so sad
Hate to spoil the fun, but it doesn’t say erogenous:
http://www.amazon.com/Your-Erroneous-Zones-Wayne-Dyer/dp/0061091480/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241813381&sr=8-1
Hate to spoil the fun, but it doesn’t say erogenous:
http://www.amazon.com/Your-Erroneous-Zones-Wayne-Dyer/dp/0061091480/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241813381&sr=8-1
thank you for saving my mind rachel
thank you for saving my mind rachel
I’m not sure mid-80s self-help is any less embarrassing…
i am not retracting what i said about that bedpost
I’m not sure mid-80s self-help is any less embarrassing…
i am not retracting what i said about that bedpost
im not worried about embarassment. its a whole other sector of the head we’re dealin with here ;)
im not worried about embarassment. its a whole other sector of the head we’re dealin with here ;)