October 31st, 2008 / 2:25 pm
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Jimmy Chen
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Boob Friday Halloween Special Haiku Contest
Get published instantly at HTMLGIANT. In the comment section, contribute a haiku. Guidelines: it must involve halloween and boobs, and conform to 5-7-5 syllable count, to deter you asswipes from ‘going off.’
For example(s):
i suck, and i wish
i sucked more often–that is
tits painted orange
—
every woman has
two soft moons under her shirt
me: pagan spaceboy
Note, no doing this: ( . ) ( . )
I will judge the comment haikus. Winner will receive ‘hidden’ url link, specially designed for them, to my website that he/she can link to.
Tags: boob friday, haikus, publishing careers
I like to treat tricks
with my enormous orange boobs
ten bucks gets you head
I like to treat tricks
with my enormous orange boobs
ten bucks gets you head
2nd line is 8 syllables, please revise
2nd line is 8 syllables, please revise
sam pink hates girl tits
on halloween he collects
thier chopped off remants
sam pink hates girl tits
on halloween he collects
thier chopped off remants
count again chen you
fuck, i’m right like fuck always
witch tits for your lunch
wait you are right
with my enormous black boobs
hows that
count again chen you
fuck, i’m right like fuck always
witch tits for your lunch
wait you are right
with my enormous black boobs
hows that
thier [sic]
thier [sic]
witches fill my pool
with milk from their teets below
two full moons, rising
spelling and counting are hard.
witches fill my pool
with milk from their teets below
two full moons, rising
spelling and counting are hard.
Darby is smarter than me. His one is really good.
your haiku days are over pr, try the cello
Darby is smarter than me. His one is really good.
your haiku days are over pr, try the cello
i thought witch tits for your lunch was a pretty good line. chen, you hurt my feelings.
i thought witch tits for your lunch was a pretty good line. chen, you hurt my feelings.
fyi, these aren’t haiku’s
jimmy, i expect this from white people
but you are asian
i know you aren’t japanese
but come one
do your research on what a haiku is
geez
at least do a senryu
sorry pr, i did like that line. i’m afraid our discourse is getting out of hand. please write one final haiku, or a corrected version. i dont’ know which one to judge.
actually, good job darby
fyi, these aren’t haiku’s
jimmy, i expect this from white people
but you are asian
i know you aren’t japanese
but come one
do your research on what a haiku is
geez
at least do a senryu
sorry pr, i did like that line. i’m afraid our discourse is getting out of hand. please write one final haiku, or a corrected version. i dont’ know which one to judge.
actually, good job darby
jereme is racialist
jereme is racialist
you disgrace the honorable haiku form with your ignorance
the shogun orders you to commit crotch seppuku with a rusty tin can
please let the ceremony commence
you disgrace the honorable haiku form with your ignorance
the shogun orders you to commit crotch seppuku with a rusty tin can
please let the ceremony commence
darby is the winner. I understand, but man “the cello”? I;m wounded. What about second place?
Now I get to blame tonight’s drunk on you.
Jereme is making me go google haiku.
darby is the winner. I understand, but man “the cello”? I;m wounded. What about second place?
Now I get to blame tonight’s drunk on you.
Jereme is making me go google haiku.
pr,
senryu’s are good too.
look them up.
‘haiku’ is a very misunderstood concept
not like it really matters, i just wanted to bust jimmy’s balls
because it is halloween
pumpkin scrote destruction
pr,
senryu’s are good too.
look them up.
‘haiku’ is a very misunderstood concept
not like it really matters, i just wanted to bust jimmy’s balls
because it is halloween
pumpkin scrote destruction
The seventeen on of a Japanese haiku carry less information than seventeen syllables in English. Consequently, writing seventeen syllables in English typically produces a poem that is significantly “longer” than a traditional Japanese haiku. In consideration of this, most writers of literary haiku in English use about ten to fourteen syllables, with no formal pattern.
The seventeen on of a Japanese haiku carry less information than seventeen syllables in English. Consequently, writing seventeen syllables in English typically produces a poem that is significantly “longer” than a traditional Japanese haiku. In consideration of this, most writers of literary haiku in English use about ten to fourteen syllables, with no formal pattern.
pr there also needs to be a reference to seasons in it
pr there also needs to be a reference to seasons in it
Yeah, I read that part. Halloween is sort of a season?
Yeah, I read that part. Halloween is sort of a season?
(this is a senryu)
if you stop staring
at my breasts, i will give you
a Halloween treat
(this is a senryu)
if you stop staring
at my breasts, i will give you
a Halloween treat
soft tits on fat chicks
stretched purple skin on my tongue
such sweet lactation
this contest is blows
tho hallo’ween is made for
catsuits, maids, and tits
soft tits on fat chicks
stretched purple skin on my tongue
such sweet lactation
this contest is blows
tho hallo’ween is made for
catsuits, maids, and tits
all women pretend
not to like it when strange men
just talk to their tits
all women pretend
not to like it when strange men
just talk to their tits
hey buddy, hey bud
hey buddy, hey buddy, hey,
boobs, tits, candy, masks
hey buddy, hey bud
hey buddy, hey buddy, hey,
boobs, tits, candy, masks
barry forgot halloween. he doesn’t win.
Daniel Bailey- because of this haiku, I now will read everything you’ve ever written.
barry forgot halloween. he doesn’t win.
Daniel Bailey- because of this haiku, I now will read everything you’ve ever written.
lonely dream i dream
pr’s tits on halloween
she won’t let me win
lonely dream i dream
pr’s tits on halloween
she won’t let me win
daniel has a cool something up at tulip, i think. i’ll find a link, hang on:
http://tulipweekly.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/if-you-look-far-enough-down-your-throat-youll-find-that-in-the-end-you-are-just-an-asshole/
daniel has a cool something up at tulip, i think. i’ll find a link, hang on:
http://tulipweekly.wordpress.com/2008/10/07/if-you-look-far-enough-down-your-throat-youll-find-that-in-the-end-you-are-just-an-asshole/
right now I am wear-
ing a nurse costume and a
darth vador mask. my
boobs hurt. hi barry.
halloween means grown men with
no costumes ring my
bell and ask for cand-
y. saying “dont you got
better than reeses”?
i liked that tulip poem. I’m gonna hang out on his website.
right now I am wear-
ing a nurse costume and a
darth vador mask. my
boobs hurt. hi barry.
halloween means grown men with
no costumes ring my
bell and ask for cand-
y. saying “dont you got
better than reeses”?
i liked that tulip poem. I’m gonna hang out on his website.
uh reeses trumps all candy
fuck that
i’m wearing a dress for halloween and putting girly shit in my hair. should be fun.
uh reeses trumps all candy
fuck that
i’m wearing a dress for halloween and putting girly shit in my hair. should be fun.
high school football night
no trick or treatin today
kids went out last night
with cousins today
in a different bigger town
peace quiet for me
high school football night
no trick or treatin today
kids went out last night
with cousins today
in a different bigger town
peace quiet for me
my kidney stone is almost through
its passed through my bladder which was a bitch
i think its stuck in my piss hole
my dick keeps throbbing and my piss wont come out, it just trickles
i can feel that fucker sitting in there, taunting me
my kidney stone is almost through
its passed through my bladder which was a bitch
i think its stuck in my piss hole
my dick keeps throbbing and my piss wont come out, it just trickles
i can feel that fucker sitting in there, taunting me
this is not a haiku
my dick is sore
this is not a haiku
my dick is sore
Man,Barry- that just sucks. Like giving birth I hear. Super painful
Man,Barry- that just sucks. Like giving birth I hear. Super painful
barry,
i have gone through kidney pains. dick soreness isn’t so bad. the kidney pain is what killed me. i wanted to carve out my kidney with my fingers.
you should keep the stones. they are gnarled and spiked.
barry,
i have gone through kidney pains. dick soreness isn’t so bad. the kidney pain is what killed me. i wanted to carve out my kidney with my fingers.
you should keep the stones. they are gnarled and spiked.
barry wins
http://jimmychenchen.com/barry.html
barry wins
http://jimmychenchen.com/barry.html
this is amazing
this is amazing
Pumpkins do ‘plump’ best
but nearly-natural next,
choose the freshest chest
to harvest, fondle,
or gawk, if they even care.
Witches hit thirty
at pathetic speeds.
Twenty-first century tits
aren’t hard to come by.
Pumpkins do ‘plump’ best
but nearly-natural next,
choose the freshest chest
to harvest, fondle,
or gawk, if they even care.
Witches hit thirty
at pathetic speeds.
Twenty-first century tits
aren’t hard to come by.
corn field of the night
orange breasts cover the sky
my dreams have come true
corn field of the night
orange breasts cover the sky
my dreams have come true
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