July 6th, 2009 / 4:48 pm
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Celebrity Doppelgangers

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Film still from Warhol's "Blow Job" (1963)

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Still from "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" (2009)

Some people have [-] feelings towards Spencer Pratt, a reality TV celebrity choad-like character who made his debut in The Hills (a reality TV show about the social and emotional meanderings of rich kids in LA) as Heidi Montag’s then boyfriend, now husband. Most recently, he and Heidi quit I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here after an illness suffered by Heidi, caused by at first what the couple claimed to be “getting tortured,” then later attributed to Christian purging, “evil coming out of [her].” The two are devout born-again Christians.

DeVeren Bookwalter, the “anonymous” man receiving fellatio in Andy Warhol’s 35 minute film Blow Job, probably had [+] feelings towards his off-screen partner. This seems to be an +18 crowd, so bear with me when I say that compared to making love to the back of someone’s knee, the mouth is a holy place. When the Warholian 15 minutes of fame turns into 35 minutes of head, it’s time to bring out the stop watch.

Why am I posting about Spencer Pratt? Why do I know so much about this choad? Maybe Warhol’s films had a point — to look for the moments between the spectacle. Yes, yes, but it’s just so boring; I’d rather see someone cry, not come.

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16 Comments

  1. July 6th, 2009 / 9:47 pm Janey Smith—

      Actually, I’d rather see someone cry WHILE they cum. (And don’t be such a prude, Jimmy Chen. I totally knew you were gay the moment you got out the stop watch!)

  2. July 6th, 2009 / 5:47 pm Janey Smith—

      Actually, I’d rather see someone cry WHILE they cum. (And don’t be such a prude, Jimmy Chen. I totally knew you were gay the moment you got out the stop watch!)

  3. July 6th, 2009 / 9:52 pm Rachel—

      I can’t find the part of the post where you say they both look just like Justin Taylor.

  4. July 6th, 2009 / 5:52 pm Rachel—

      I can’t find the part of the post where you say they both look just like Justin Taylor.

  5. July 6th, 2009 / 11:07 pm jereme—

      i was wondering the same as rachel actually.

  6. July 6th, 2009 / 7:07 pm jereme—

      i was wondering the same as rachel actually.

  7. July 7th, 2009 / 6:11 am gena—

      oh god

  8. July 7th, 2009 / 2:11 am gena—

      oh god

  9. July 7th, 2009 / 6:12 am gena—

      everyone, like, from, like, the hills is, like, so0o0o0o a choad

  10. July 7th, 2009 / 2:12 am gena—

      everyone, like, from, like, the hills is, like, so0o0o0o a choad

  11. July 7th, 2009 / 10:49 pm Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado—

      I couldn’t get past the pics. Sorry, maybe the post was worthwhile.

  12. July 7th, 2009 / 6:49 pm Cuauhtémoc Cortés Corrado—

      I couldn’t get past the pics. Sorry, maybe the post was worthwhile.

  13. July 7th, 2009 / 11:55 pm Janey Smith—

      You are gay.

  14. July 7th, 2009 / 7:55 pm Janey Smith—

      You are gay.

  15. July 8th, 2009 / 5:41 am elaine—

      not that there is anything wrong with that.

  16. July 8th, 2009 / 1:41 am elaine—

      not that there is anything wrong with that.