March 4th, 2010 / 10:09 am
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Eschaton Lite

When my sister and I were little, we sometimes played around our house a very loose adaptation of Calvin Ball. Our version involved one of those big Koosh balls that were popular in the late 80s, as well as other objects and toys and so on. We also ran up and down the hallway a lot. I don’t remember who won or how we scored it or whatever. I just remember that we had fun.

I say all of this above in order to set up a very enthusiastic hurrah for these people, who have organized a game of Eschaton in Minneapolis. Anyone else seen this? They seem to be very serious about it. They have an extensive rule book. They are planning ahead a month in advance. They will not bring dogs to the event.

Keith Pille, the author of the rule book to Eschaton Lite, writes on the event wall:

One thing we could do with a month of lead-time: figure out what sort of game-scale works. My half-assed experimentation in the back yard tells me that i can’t throw a tennis ball with much accuracy for more than 30 feet (it also tells me that we shouldn’t have a dog on hand, because she’ll try to catch and run off with our warheads). I’ll do some more experimenting to see what sort of scale/target size would really work for us. I think ideally, you want targets to be hittable but not automatic…

I hope they take pictures or post a debriefing or make a video.

(via @TheLiftedBrow)

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33 Comments

  1. alan

      I hope it doesn’t snow.

  2. alan

      I hope it doesn’t snow.

  3. alan

      I hope it doesn’t snow.

  4. keith

      hey,

      Saw this post checking inbound links; thanks for the mention. There will for sure be pictures/debriefings/(hopefully) video of the Eschaton game, and we’re even talking summer league, maybe, depending on how it goes. Basically, we’re expecting raw radness.

  5. keith

      hey,

      Saw this post checking inbound links; thanks for the mention. There will for sure be pictures/debriefings/(hopefully) video of the Eschaton game, and we’re even talking summer league, maybe, depending on how it goes. Basically, we’re expecting raw radness.

  6. keith

      hey,

      Saw this post checking inbound links; thanks for the mention. There will for sure be pictures/debriefings/(hopefully) video of the Eschaton game, and we’re even talking summer league, maybe, depending on how it goes. Basically, we’re expecting raw radness.

  7. Ken Baumann

      I want to play so badly.

  8. Ken Baumann

      I want to play so badly.

  9. Ken Baumann

      I want to play so badly.

  10. l@rstonovich

      used to play a game called “Spherical Death” in my basement involving skateboards and balls of all sizes, roughly based on Calvin Ball.

  11. l@rstonovich

      used to play a game called “Spherical Death” in my basement involving skateboards and balls of all sizes, roughly based on Calvin Ball.

  12. l@rstonovich

      used to play a game called “Spherical Death” in my basement involving skateboards and balls of all sizes, roughly based on Calvin Ball.

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  16. Ryan Call

      thats great. it looks like a staging of that scene? im looking though for the broken computer monitor. it should be on someones head…

  17. Ryan Call

      thats great. it looks like a staging of that scene? im looking though for the broken computer monitor. it should be on someones head…

  18. Ryan Call

      thats great. it looks like a staging of that scene? im looking though for the broken computer monitor. it should be on someones head…

  19. Jhon Baker

      listening to contemporary debate, to include political debate, often recalls the ‘rules’ of calvinball. Surely the same set of standards is applied without the purpose of fun in verbal sparring.

  20. Jhon Baker

      listening to contemporary debate, to include political debate, often recalls the ‘rules’ of calvinball. Surely the same set of standards is applied without the purpose of fun in verbal sparring.

  21. Jhon Baker

      listening to contemporary debate, to include political debate, often recalls the ‘rules’ of calvinball. Surely the same set of standards is applied without the purpose of fun in verbal sparring.

  22. david

      dfw would be like lol

  23. david

      dfw would be like lol

  24. david

      dfw would be like lol

  25. lorian

      haha

  26. lorian

      haha

  27. lorian

      haha

  28. alan

      “would be”–that’s sad

  29. alan

      “would be”–that’s sad

  30. alan

      “would be”–that’s sad

  31. shaun

      yeah it has to be a staging of the full on World War because at all other times Eschaton is the opposite of that. I would love to play a fully strategic game, but I have a feeling people are just going to start playing dodgeball with tennis balls because they don’t give a shit about the rules.

  32. shaun

      yeah it has to be a staging of the full on World War because at all other times Eschaton is the opposite of that. I would love to play a fully strategic game, but I have a feeling people are just going to start playing dodgeball with tennis balls because they don’t give a shit about the rules.

  33. shaun

      yeah it has to be a staging of the full on World War because at all other times Eschaton is the opposite of that. I would love to play a fully strategic game, but I have a feeling people are just going to start playing dodgeball with tennis balls because they don’t give a shit about the rules.