August 12th, 2009 / 12:34 pm
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Spader is the new Rumsfeld

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I didn’t think it was possible to pack so many cliches into such a small space, but the voiceover on this trailer for the 1985 James Spader vehicle Tuff Turf may have set some kind of record. It’s almost poetic…

Meet Morgan Hiller
He’s got an attitude
They’ve got a problem
He lives in two worlds
Always behind enemy lines
Tuff Turf

He’s a loner on a roll
An outsider on the edge
Caught between a dangerous loser
And the girl they both love
They can’t shut him down
And they can’t cool him off
Tuff Turf

He stands alone
And one way or another
He’s going to make this town his own
He’s always been a rebel
Now he’s about to become a hero
Tuff Turf

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9 Comments

  1. August 12th, 2009 / 4:41 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Was that a flat brown Chevy Maverick?

  2. August 12th, 2009 / 12:41 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Was that a flat brown Chevy Maverick?

  3. August 12th, 2009 / 12:48 pm Drew Toal—

      Either that or a Dodge Dart.

  4. August 12th, 2009 / 5:01 pm Blake Butler—

      “a loner on a roll”

      believe dat

  5. August 12th, 2009 / 1:01 pm Blake Butler—

      “a loner on a roll”

      believe dat

  6. August 12th, 2009 / 5:26 pm Nathan Tyree—

      Now I must see this film

  7. August 12th, 2009 / 1:26 pm Nathan Tyree—

      Now I must see this film

  8. August 14th, 2009 / 3:36 am KevinS—

      I’m gonna go see The Room tomorrow night, which is supposedly the worst movie ever made (and yet it has a cult following and plays to sell-out crowds in LA all the time).

  9. August 13th, 2009 / 11:36 pm KevinS—

      I’m gonna go see The Room tomorrow night, which is supposedly the worst movie ever made (and yet it has a cult following and plays to sell-out crowds in LA all the time).