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“A photo of whales on your phone will not protect you”

Sampson Starkweather’s latest chapbook, The Heart Is Green From So Much Waiting (Immaculate Disciples Press), is a chapbook of “transcontemporations,” which, Starkweather explains, are to poems what Robocop is to normal police officers. Obviously, if we’re playing along at home, this is both a joke and not a joke. Like maybe it’s a battle cry and a cat call, maybe it’s a desire to be unremoved from the original feeling of seeing through the eyes of Robocop himself. If we’re playing along at home, The Heart Is Green From So Much Waiting feels some kind of gameshow hosted by a monk.

In these poems, this monk says such things as “In seventh grade, I couldn’t find the heart / on a 3D anatomy model. I just stood there like a town / dotted with paralyzed tornadoes.” And “Just as I notarized a conglomeration of boy / and man, they marooned me with the memory of swimming.” The title says Waiting, but I keep seeing Wanting: of carnality, connection, a way to have one’s teeth and one’s teeth marks too. Or, as the book says: “How strange to be alive. Before I was dead, it was my favorite. Finally we’ve found the perfect way not to describe something. Life is like a box, with Tom Hanks inside it.” Starkweather is brazen with his mix, so lost keychains and unplanned birds and the dead floating on the ceilings of everything, “wearing earrings in their old age like Ed Bradley,” are all worthy twists in his project of understanding, which Starkweather knows is a project too mature to dismiss anything. Because if the heart doesn’t know how to dismiss anything, why should we apologize? Whatever we’re here for, we aren’t here to feel embarrassed. This is a sweet little book. It’s only $8, which is the infinity symbol doing a headstand. Check it out.

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44 Comments

  1. David

      Thanks for the heads up on this, Mike. It glimpses wonderful and the fabulous review is a clincher. Have ordered.

  2. Pemulis

      Seriously: how the eff do you guys read all these books promoted here? I assume you also write, have a day job, familial responsibilities, perhaps, or — if you’re a slacker like me — whe assloads of classics staring you down, making you feel guilty. Also let’s not forget HBO, and shows like The Wire…

      Is there some sort of Fermata-esque hipster time machine I’m missing out on? Somebody halp!

      :-O

  3. Donna Fleischer
  4. Paul

      “A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts forth, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts, and to second-rate friends.”

  5. I. Fontana

      All you have to do is say that something’s different and new. I’m curious. Have there been any other notable Starkweathers besides Charles?

  6. Mike Young

      thanks, donna. and sure, post away.

  7. Mike Young

      sam is the only one

  8. zzzzzipp

      IT’S AN ILLUSION PEMULIS

      THE BOOKS DISCUSSED HERE AREN’T READ BY ALL OF THE CONTRIBUTORS. WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS LIKE OPENING THE NYRB, WHISTLING, AND SAYING: “HOW DID THEY ALL READ SO MANY BOOKS???”

      BLAKE BUTLER READ ABOUT 150 BOOKS LAST YEAR. THAT’S A LOT, BUT ALSO A LOT MORE MANAGEABLE THAN READING SEVEN/EIGHTEEN/A HUNDRED BOOKS A WEEK

  9. zzzzzipp

      PLUS THIS BOOK LOOKS REALLY SHORT

  10. zzzzzipp

      THIS IS ALL SPECULATION BUT YOU COULD READ IT IN THE TIME IT TAKES GAGA TO FINISH HER TELEPHONE SONG

  11. zzzzzipp

      PAUL THAT IS THE KIND OF QUOTE THAT GETS PEOPLE DEPRESSED.

  12. David

      Thanks for the heads up on this, Mike. It glimpses wonderful and the fabulous review is a clincher. Have ordered.

  13. Pemulis

      Seriously: how the eff do you guys read all these books promoted here? I assume you also write, have a day job, familial responsibilities, perhaps, or — if you’re a slacker like me — whe assloads of classics staring you down, making you feel guilty. Also let’s not forget HBO, and shows like The Wire…

      Is there some sort of Fermata-esque hipster time machine I’m missing out on? Somebody halp!

      :-O

  14. Donna Fleischer
  15. Paul Cunningham

      “A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts forth, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts, and to second-rate friends.”

  16. Trey

      feel like I say this a lot, but seriously that cover is ridiculous and good.

  17. demi-puppet

      I read in my sleep! ; )

  18. I. Fontana

      All you have to do is say that something’s different and new. I’m curious. Have there been any other notable Starkweathers besides Charles?

  19. Mike Young

      thanks, donna. and sure, post away.

  20. Mike Young

      sam is the only one

  21. zzzzzipp

      IT’S AN ILLUSION PEMULIS

      THE BOOKS DISCUSSED HERE AREN’T READ BY ALL OF THE CONTRIBUTORS. WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS LIKE OPENING THE NYRB, WHISTLING, AND SAYING: “HOW DID THEY ALL READ SO MANY BOOKS???”

      BLAKE BUTLER READ ABOUT 150 BOOKS LAST YEAR. THAT’S A LOT, BUT ALSO A LOT MORE MANAGEABLE THAN READING SEVEN/EIGHTEEN/A HUNDRED BOOKS A WEEK

  22. zzzzzipp

      PLUS THIS BOOK LOOKS REALLY SHORT

  23. zzzzzipp

      THIS IS ALL SPECULATION BUT YOU COULD READ IT IN THE TIME IT TAKES GAGA TO FINISH HER TELEPHONE SONG

  24. mike young

      hi pemulis, i read this book this morning and really enjoyed it, so i thought i’d write a little post about it.

  25. mike young

      you’ll dig it, david

  26. mike young

      agreed

  27. zzzzzipp

      PAUL THAT IS THE KIND OF QUOTE THAT GETS PEOPLE DEPRESSED.

  28. Trey

      feel like I say this a lot, but seriously that cover is ridiculous and good.

  29. demi-puppet

      I read in my sleep! ; )

  30. Mike Young

      hi pemulis, i read this book this morning and really enjoyed it, so i thought i’d write a little post about it.

  31. Mike Young

      you’ll dig it, david

  32. Mike Young

      agreed

  33. steven

      Shameless plug (perhaps) but if you find yourself in NYC this Saturday there’s a dual chapbook release party for Sam & I.

      Details on the Flying Guillotine Press blog.

      http://flyingguillotinepress.blogspot.com/

      It will be fun.

  34. Mike Young

      hey steven, not shameless at all! sounds fun! also you guys look a little bit alike so that will enhance the reading, i feel

  35. steven

      Shameless plug (perhaps) but if you find yourself in NYC this Saturday there’s a dual chapbook release party for Sam & I.

      Details on the Flying Guillotine Press blog.

      http://flyingguillotinepress.blogspot.com/

      It will be fun.

  36. Mike Young

      hey steven, not shameless at all! sounds fun! also you guys look a little bit alike so that will enhance the reading, i feel

  37. Julia

      oh i know those phone whales well

  38. Julia

      oh i know those phone whales well

  39. Ana Bozicevic

      I strongly suggest you read this chapbook, because it’s one of the best things published this year or just published period. For real. And I suggest you come to the Karl + Starkweather launch on Saturday.

  40. steven
  41. Ana Bozicevic

      I strongly suggest you read this chapbook, because it’s one of the best things published this year or just published period. For real. And I suggest you come to the Karl + Starkweather launch on Saturday.

  42. steven
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