February 7th, 2011 / 2:35 pm

If you found J.D. Salinger lying on a pile of coats at a party, and he invited you to leave the party — and your life — with him and go away together forever, what would you say?


  1. Nate

      This is a great story.

  2. deadgod

      [Joe’s hard, malicious jealousy sounds a lot crazier than “Salinger”‘s desperation.]

  3. stephen

      I love J.D. Salinger.