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So check it out. My name is Alexandra Naughton. Some call me “tsaritsa.” Some call me “based goth.” Others call me “fuckhead.”
Regardless, I am here, and I am blogging on HTML Giant.
Hi, ma. Hi, pops. Hi, to the people eating cereal at their desks and looking at this post.
Who am I. Why am I here.
I like words. I don’t think I’m that clever. I think I am a writer. I don’t like false modesty.
I wrote a book of poems and dedicated it to Billy Corgan, like his name is even in the title, but I don’t think he’s read it yet. He probably won’t.
When I was 17 years old I was listening to the new Ludacris album, Chicken & Beer, with my asshole boyfriend of the hour. He thought he was hot shit because his older brother wrote reviews for All Music and had all these promotional albums that he got for free. Because of this I thought he was hot shit, too, but I also knew he was an asshole. Anyway, the song “Splash Waterfalls” came on while we were making out and I was like, “yo, I bet this is the next radio single, this jawn is tight,” and he was all like, “shut up, this song is awful.” Well, guess what the next radio single was, after “Stand Up.” Yeah, I totally got it right. Tsaritsa’s a hitpicking tastemaker for sure.
So like, bite me, asshole ex-boyfriend. I’m blogging for HTML Giant, like what did you ever do.
hi Alexandra! :)
hi rauan
the beat on U Got a Problem is one of my faves. hi!
stfu
thanks for your input!
So check it out. My name is Mikaxxx Xxxxxxxx. Some call me “mimi.” Some call me “borderline grand.” Others call me “fuck-worthy.”
Regardless, I am here, and I am commenting on HTML Giant.
Hi, mommy. Hi, dad. Hi, to the people not eating, watching American Hustle for the nth time, and looking at this comment.
Who am I. Why am I here.
I like words. I don’t think I’m that clever. I think I am a………. I like modesty.
I wrote a coupla poems once and dedicated them to an imaginary boyfriend, like his name is even in the title, but I don’t think he’s read it yet. He might.
When I was 17 years old I was listening to the new Nine Inch Nails album with my asshole boyfriend of the hour. He thought he was hot shit because… because. Because of this I thought he was hot shit, too, but I also knew he was an asshole. Anyway, ….“yo”…..
So like, bite me… I’m commenting on HTML Giant, like what did you ever do.
I’ve never done anything except bemoan the deleterious effects irony has had on American culture.
hi Mimi :)
hiya
One other person is taking a long time typing…
was it Jereme Dean who called you fuck-worthy ??
Jereme Dean has not, to my knowledge, ever called me ‘fuck-worthy’
mimi is good.
Everything else is: yet
“this jawn is tight” lol nice
word
sup bitch
Yo, orginality called and said give Mariah her nickname back. If you want to write for HTML giant you’re going to have to become talented and WAY less hateful… but from where I’m typing I can’t say this will happen for you. But at least you tried?
this person has entirely too much time on her hands and not a life. Maybe, go to the bathroom and maybe your comment will be waiting for you?
Yo, the dictionary called and said learn how to spell.
For someone who is up alt lits available holes… I know you know Roggenbuck, soo nice try there.
btw, what’s 35+ lurking blogs to feel worth by putting other people down? Life’s been a shit ride eh?
srsly, u channeling steve roggybuk? srsly?
new around here, aintcha, “Jimmy”
‘he’ seems nice tho
lol forever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ykQFrL0X74
’bout time