April 5th, 2010 / 10:38 am
Snippets
Snippets
Nick Antosca—
How come we never have writer sex tape “scandals”? That could actually be great promotion. (Cue release of Tao Lin “sex tape.”) I suppose it isn’t prudent to list writers whose sex tapes I’d like to see. I’ll do it in my head.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46426282&id=819210
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46426282&id=819210
might be wrong link…this one? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46426282&id=819210#!/photo.php?pid=45130724&id=819210&fbid=701877250209
might be wrong link…this one? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=46426282&id=819210#!/photo.php?pid=45130724&id=819210&fbid=701877250209
It ain’t a tape, but is bold, go to http://www.kevinkillian.com. Love Kevin Killian. He’s fearless. We, Robin and I, have a tape I lost one night at a bar fight. Some dumbass redneck jock bouncer attacked me for going in the wrong, unlocked restroom, and I never got my coat back. So that’s floating around somewhere. Who knows. Oh but wait, I have to become a famous writer first, ha. Anyway…
It ain’t a tape, but is bold, go to http://www.kevinkillian.com. Love Kevin Killian. He’s fearless. We, Robin and I, have a tape I lost one night at a bar fight. Some dumbass redneck jock bouncer attacked me for going in the wrong, unlocked restroom, and I never got my coat back. So that’s floating around somewhere. Who knows. Oh but wait, I have to become a famous writer first, ha. Anyway…
sonuvabitch…well, the link keeps redirecting, but in that facebook album there’s a “tao lin sex tape” picture…would have been “a funny joke” if this copy & paste would work properly…sorry yall
sonuvabitch…well, the link keeps redirecting, but in that facebook album there’s a “tao lin sex tape” picture…would have been “a funny joke” if this copy & paste would work properly…sorry yall
Ugh.
Ugh.
1. Sex tapes of famous, attractive people get on the internet because other people are motivated by the famous, attractive people’s fame and attractiveness to go through their things and try to find sex tapes.
2. Sex tapes of famous, attractive people are distributed on the internet as “so-and-so’s sex tape” rather than anonymous, amateur porn because the people in it are famous and attractive.
3. Very few writers are sufficiently famous and attractive to motivate other people to try to steal their sex tapes. (Some writers are famous enough, e.g. Stephen King, Dan Brown, but not attractive enough. Some writers are attractive enough, e.g. ???, but not famous enough.)
4. Hence, there are much fewer writer sex tape scandals than actor/pop-star sex tape scandals.
1. Sex tapes of famous, attractive people get on the internet because other people are motivated by the famous, attractive people’s fame and attractiveness to go through their things and try to find sex tapes.
2. Sex tapes of famous, attractive people are distributed on the internet as “so-and-so’s sex tape” rather than anonymous, amateur porn because the people in it are famous and attractive.
3. Very few writers are sufficiently famous and attractive to motivate other people to try to steal their sex tapes. (Some writers are famous enough, e.g. Stephen King, Dan Brown, but not attractive enough. Some writers are attractive enough, e.g. ???, but not famous enough.)
4. Hence, there are much fewer writer sex tape scandals than actor/pop-star sex tape scandals.
just copy the direct url for the image
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs004.snc1/2798_701877250209_819210_45130724_4169260_n.jpg
just copy the direct url for the image
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs004.snc1/2798_701877250209_819210_45130724_4169260_n.jpg
stephenie meyer is famous and attractive enough
also she is mormon enough
stephenie meyer is famous and attractive enough
also she is mormon enough
thx bro :)
her name is practically ready-made incest.
the original ron jeremy.
heavy sex, is good sex.
/can’t think of any others…
“New Moon-ing” sorry…. haha…
thx bro :)
her name is practically ready-made incest.
the original ron jeremy.
heavy sex, is good sex.
/can’t think of any others…
“New Moon-ing” sorry…. haha…
zadie smith is pretty hot
zadie smith is pretty hot
yeah, and married to a writer. didn’t think of her.
yeah, and married to a writer. didn’t think of her.
HTMLGiant Sex Tapes: Vol. 1
HTMLGiant Sex Tapes: Vol. 1
At this point, I’m thinking why not.
At this point, I’m thinking why not.
This should be published as a special edition of Wholphin
This should be published as a special edition of Wholphin
I just know DiTrapano has some good material.
I just know DiTrapano has some good material.
What happened to Judy Budnitz?
http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e12/out-on-a-limb.1937839.40.jpg
I read her stories years ago and, in addition to being floored by them, I remember being attracted to her. Her author photo anyway. She disappeared in the last few years. No word of a new novel or collection. She just seemed to dip out. Not to say I want to see a sex tape of her. Seeing a sex tape of someone you respect and find attractive would just be weird to me. I think the appeal of sex tapes are the fact that they feature people you can’t fucking stand but are attracted to on a base level, which makes you hate yourself, appealing to that delicious self-loathing part of the brain.
Yeah, so anyway. Whatever happened to her? Anybody know?
What happened to Judy Budnitz?
http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e12/out-on-a-limb.1937839.40.jpg
I read her stories years ago and, in addition to being floored by them, I remember being attracted to her. Her author photo anyway. She disappeared in the last few years. No word of a new novel or collection. She just seemed to dip out. Not to say I want to see a sex tape of her. Seeing a sex tape of someone you respect and find attractive would just be weird to me. I think the appeal of sex tapes are the fact that they feature people you can’t fucking stand but are attracted to on a base level, which makes you hate yourself, appealing to that delicious self-loathing part of the brain.
Yeah, so anyway. Whatever happened to her? Anybody know?
revist this post after next week
revist this post after next week
Katie Roiphie would certainly have something to say about this.
Katie Roiphie would certainly have something to say about this.
Roiphe
Roiphe
all these things are true. my initial question was kinda rhetorical. i’m just saying fuck it, it’d be novel, so to speak, to see writers get caught up in the same sort of debauchery / ridiculousness that actors and so forth do. the age of mailer etc is over, of course, but…
all these things are true. my initial question was kinda rhetorical. i’m just saying fuck it, it’d be novel, so to speak, to see writers get caught up in the same sort of debauchery / ridiculousness that actors and so forth do. the age of mailer etc is over, of course, but…
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EVERY TIME BALZAC HAD SEX HE SAID HE LOST A NOVEL
HE CAN’T HAVE HAD SEX TOO MANY TIMES
SEX WAS AWKWARD THEN ANYWAY
EVERY TIME BALZAC HAD SEX HE SAID HE LOST A NOVEL
HE CAN’T HAVE HAD SEX TOO MANY TIMES
SEX WAS AWKWARD THEN ANYWAY
in the tao lin sex tape he would have a neutral facial expression with one camera angle. i don’t think he would look into the camera.
in the tao lin sex tape he would have a neutral facial expression with one camera angle. i don’t think he would look into the camera.
whose tape drops next week?
whose tape drops next week?
A tao lin sex tape would be tao lin masturbating in front of a mirror.
A tao lin sex tape would be tao lin masturbating in front of a mirror.
You should break into famous writers’ houses and steal their sex tapes if you want to see them. That’s how this shit works.
You should break into famous writers’ houses and steal their sex tapes if you want to see them. That’s how this shit works.
Or have sex with them and film it. It could work that way, too.
Or have sex with them and film it. It could work that way, too.
think bf means awp…so who knows!
think bf means awp…so who knows!
Back in my day… if sex wasn’t awkward… we’d ask for our money back!
Back in my day… if sex wasn’t awkward… we’d ask for our money back!
I’ve seen myself in a sex tape and I don’t think that anyone wants that.
nope, no-one. Well, if were only a close up of the radio turned up really fucking loud then maybe. then it may even be considered art along the lines of torture.
I’ve seen myself in a sex tape and I don’t think that anyone wants that.
nope, no-one. Well, if were only a close up of the radio turned up really fucking loud then maybe. then it may even be considered art along the lines of torture.
I burned it, shot it, buried it and dug it back up to smash the remains before burning and burying again. I didn’t want that.
I burned it, shot it, buried it and dug it back up to smash the remains before burning and burying again. I didn’t want that.
oh yeah that thing that everyone keeps talking about, that i dont know exactly what it is
oh yeah that thing that everyone keeps talking about, that i dont know exactly what it is
haha
aaand thanks for sharing.
haha
aaand thanks for sharing.
ha, i’m not sure either. next year it’s in dc so i’ll find out and send you a tape of me fornicating around a lava lamp with an editor without the necessary means for a – necessary means for a higher education
ha, i’m not sure either. next year it’s in dc so i’ll find out and send you a tape of me fornicating around a lava lamp with an editor without the necessary means for a – necessary means for a higher education
Mary Gaitskill sex tape was released on Amazon last week.
Mary Gaitskill sex tape was released on Amazon last week.
i think debauchery would be more expected from a writer than of the celebrities that have been involved in sex scandals. celebrities are supposed to maintain a certain level of civility for their public persona, and when a sex tape comes out, well, then, that gets all fucked up, even though we all know people love to fuck each other. but to have the evidence open to the public, then the public has a chance to react. a sex tap of a famous writer, as long as he or she is not mormon, wouldn’t be much of a deal, i believe, because it’d be like, yeah, he or she is a writer, he or she is fucked up. that’s what he or she does, fuck barflies, or young men. big deal.
i think debauchery would be more expected from a writer than of the celebrities that have been involved in sex scandals. celebrities are supposed to maintain a certain level of civility for their public persona, and when a sex tape comes out, well, then, that gets all fucked up, even though we all know people love to fuck each other. but to have the evidence open to the public, then the public has a chance to react. a sex tap of a famous writer, as long as he or she is not mormon, wouldn’t be much of a deal, i believe, because it’d be like, yeah, he or she is a writer, he or she is fucked up. that’s what he or she does, fuck barflies, or young men. big deal.
http://www.fittoboom.msnbc.msn.com/
check out #10, its kinda like a literary sex tape
http://www.fittoboom.msnbc.msn.com/
check out #10, its kinda like a literary sex tape