March 27th, 2014 / 11:17 pm



  1. Matthew Simmons


  2. deadgod


  3. Gene Morgan


  4. Matthew Simmons

      No sparkle on my mobile device. Everywhere else, tho.

  5. Gene Morgan

      Upgrade to sparkle, Matthew.

  6. Tyler Gof Barton

      sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion

  7. Erik Stinson

      hollywood tumblr zine is the look

  8. mimi

      you changed your font, didn’t you?



  10. Gene Morgan

      I did! I feel like it reads a little better now.

  11. mimi

      i watch(ed) sherlock

  12. A D Jameson

      HG’s gone all vampiric.

  13. Richard Grayson
  14. Melissa

      i wish you were a figure skater and i could watch you move on a
      television set. my heart would race as i witness your technique
      shedding the sterile affections of youth, and i would see you there, emerging from a persevering spin, in a sparkling costume

  15. Melissa

      “something i can never have”

  16. mimi

      IT DOES


  18. Richard Grayson

      Sparkle Plenty!

      Sparkle Plenty first appeared as the baby of two homely-looking parents (B.O. Plenty and Gravel Gertie) who surprised the world with her beautiful appearance. Immediately the world fell in love with her. Her picture made the cover of numerous magazines, including the new publication “Glance.”

      At the age of two, Sparkle was already talking and doing chores at her house at Sunny Dell Acres. A soda company decided to take advantage of Sparkle’s fame and named their product after her without permission. B.O. and Gertie resolved that problem and started selling the officially licensed product. Tess Tracy, who was now the head of a professional photography studio, conviced client Talcum Freely (a baby clothing designer) to have Sparkle be the child for the campaign. Freely had a hard time with Gertie and B.O., especially when he wanted to cut off her long flowing beautiful hair so that the dress would show. Freely of course didn’t take this action but wanted nothing to do with the parents. Freely was found murdered in his mansion and B.O. fled fearing that he would be the prime suspect (the murder was actually committed by Sketch Paree, a rival clothing designer).

      Gertie had been teaching Sparkle how to play the mandolin and how to sing, and B.O. entered her in a talent competition on TV. Sparkle was once again a major hit. After she met with success, Dick Tracy recommended that his old friend, actor Vitamin Flintheart become Sparkle’s agent, a capacity in which he continued to function for some time. Sparkle became a target of the extortionist T.V. Wiggles, but was protected from harm by Flintheart, Tracy, and her family.

      A drinks manufacturer began marketing a line of Sparkle Plenty Cola. This roused B.O.’s ire, as it was done without his permission. He and the business owner reached an agreement, whereby B.O. would get a small commission for each bottle sold and exclusive rights to sell the drink at a roadside stand at Sunny Dell Acres.

      When Tess Trueheart Tracy gave birth to daughter Bonny Braids, Sparkle gained a new friend and she eventually became big sister figure to Bonny. When the Tracys and the Plentys took a vacation to the lake in the North Woods, Tracy took Bonny and Sparkle on a motor boat ride. Tracy was shot by the singer Tonsils, who was acting under orders from Mr. Crime, and fell over the side of the boat. Sparkle had to take control of the boat but had a hard time steering. The boat crashed into a rocky outcropping on the shore and was hidden from sight. The girls survived for several days on rations they found in the boat, with Sparkle giving most of her share to Bonny. They were eventually found with the aid of Rifle Ruby and Sparkle was praised for her selflessness. Tracy recovered from the gunshot wound as well.

      Sparkle would gain a new little sister in the abandoned daughter of criminal Odds Zonn. Susie was a classmate of Sparkle’s, and she was taken in by the Plentys and renamed Little Wings (for her wing-like hairstyle). Sparkle noticed that Wingy glowed in the dark and thought that she was a real angel, but this was actually just a side effect of her exposure to radioactive materials.

      During her adolescence, Sparkle gained quite a lot of weight
      (known as her “fat” period). During this time, she briefly took up the cello. She later lost the weight and returned to her thin self.

      In 1968, Sparkle was named the winner of the Sunny Wheat breakfast cereal Moon Maid look-alike contest. She and her parents won a free trip to the Moon, and were featured in a promotional campaign for the cereal. She was friendly with and attempted to console the contest’s second-place finisher Mindy Ermine.

      While she was a teenager, Sparkle and her step-cousin Vera Alldid fell in love and the two were married. Her father did not approve of the marriage and it caused a rift between them. Vera was able to win B.O.’s favor by providing him with expensive gifts, and Vera and Sparkle came to live at Sunny Dell Acres for a while, before eventually moving into their own home. The marriage did not produce any children.

      As time passed, Vera grew self-absorbed and distant because of his success as a cartoonist. He began to crave money and other woman. Vera fled to Mexico to file for divorce, which devastated Sparkle. Lizz,who was now good friends with Sparkle, tried her best to console her. B.O. disapproved of divorce even more than he did the marriage, and he told Sparkle that was no longer welcome in his home, effectively
      disowning her. Lizz let Sparkle stay with her during this time.

      While this was happening, Dick Tracy’s old enemy Big Boy had put out a Million Dollar Open Contract on Tracy’s life. Big Boy found a man who would be willing to collect on his contract and dodge the Apparatus’s counter contract. That man was Johnny Snow aka The Iceman. Sparkle, still having difficulty bouncing back from her divorce, accompanied Lizz and her boyfriend and fellow officer Groovy Grove to a disco where Sparkle met a disguised Iceman (calling himself Johnny Winter) and they developed a relationship.

      Snow was using Sparkle to have an excuse to spy on Tracy’s home. At the time, Sparkle was working as Dick Tracy’s maid while Tess and Honey were in California under Vitamin’s protection. Snow came calling on Sparkle one night while she was at Tracy’s. He chloroformed her and tied her up in a closet. Sparkle managed to wake up and get out of the loosely-tied
      ropes. She turned on the light and saw Johnny and Tracy pointing guns at each other about to shoot it out. Sparkle tried to get Johnny to stop but he jumped out the window behind him. Tracy shot him, mortally wounding him. As Snow was rushed to the hospital, Sparkle insisted on riding in the ambulance with him. After giving up what he knew about the various murder plots, Johnny begged to see Sparkle. With his last dying breath, Johnny begged Sparkle to forgive him. Sparkle knew that he loved her for the fact that he could have shot her or used her as a hostage but didn’t. After Johnny was buried, Sparkle asked B.O. if she could come home, B.O. swallowed his pride and tearfully welcomed his beloved daughter back.

      Shortly after that, Sparkle became re-acquainted with her cousin, the actress B.U. Tiffil. Sparkle was nearly killed by B.U.’s agent, a man called Pushy Pointer. Sparkle was in a coma following the shooting and Junior Tracy (who had developed an attraction to her) was often at her side. Sparkle recovered and Pushy was arrested while in his own hospital bed, having been injured in a fight with Dick Tracy.

      Sparkle’s singing career enjoyed a resurgence and she started
      performing in public again. Her father was initially opposed to this, but changed his mind (as he had a tendency to do). Sparkle attracted the attention of a wealthy suitor and long-time fan of hers named Ownley Chylde, but she informed him that she had become engaged to marry Junior. Chylde made several attempts on Junior’s life, believing that Sparkle would then be free for him to woo. Chylde was arrested after attempting to murder Junior at the Iowa State Fair where Sparkle was performing.

      Later that year, Junior and Sparkle were married, with all their friends and family present, including Bonnie who flew in from Washington State and a grown-up Wingy. Also in attendance were three of Tracy’s reformed enemies; Influence, the Mole and Pear-Shape. Angeltop Jones, daughter of Flattop, had planted a bomb in the church basement that was due to go off during the ceremony. Her boyfriend, the Brow’s Son, freed Lizz, whom Angeltop had kidnapped a few weeks prior, so that she could warn everyone. Lizz arrived just as Junior and Sparkle cut the wedding cake. The church was evacuated and the bomb was defused with Angeltop subsequently taken into custody.

      Sparkle quickly adjusted to married life and treated Honey Moon as her own daughter. When the Wheeler family moved into a home on the same street, Sparkle was concerned about their oldest son having a criminal record. She also had misgivings about Honey and her new friends starting their own Crimestoppers Club,as Junior had done when he was Honey’s age. However, Sparkle soon came to see that Honey’s new friends and the Crimestoppers Club were positive things in her step-daughter’s life.

      Sparkle had her own line of designer jeans and was the spokesmodel, with Vitamin Flintheart once again as her agent. Sparkle was dissatisfied with the nature of the commercial after the final cut, claiming that it made her look one dimensional. It was later discovered that there was a ring of counterfeiters selling imitation jeans, and Sparkle was instrumental in helping to close in on the organization.

      In 1987, Sparkle was approached by Flipside to revive her music career. She agreed, and attended a recording session where she recorded new vocals for her classic songs, such as
      “Two Sons from Tucson”. While there, she and the sound engineer A.R. Mann overheard Flipside plotting with the Stereo Brothers to kill the popular DJ Themesong. Sparkle and Mann recorded the conversation, and she quickly called her father-in-law to come and arrest Flipside. Sparkle and Mann attempted to stall Flipside, but Flipside discovered what they had done. Tracy arrived, and Flipside locked him and Sparkle in the recording studio with the “Black Sound” device, intending to kill them. Sparkle was affected by the device, but not fatally. She and Tracy escaped, and Flipside was killed while fleeing arrest.

      In the late 80’s Sparkle gave birth to a little girl who looked just like Sparkle did when she was a baby (Sparkle Plenty Tracy Jr.,
      also known as “Jewel”). One Halloween when Sparkle Jr. was old enough to go trick-or-treating by herself, she was kidnapped but was later returned safely.

      In 2011, Sparkle re-encountered her first husband and rebuffed him.

      After Sparkle’s younger brother Attitude was born, B.O. took his son on a trip to meet some distant relatives. Sparkle brought Jewel to stay with Gertie at Sunny Dell Acres while B.O. was away. While buying groceries, Sparkle met Measles Enog, who later came to Sunny Dell Acres seeking revenge on Gertie for his mother’s death. Gertie hit Measles with an axe while Sparkle threw hot ash from the stove in his face. Measles later died after being tracked down by Tracy and the police, ending the threat.

      Sparkle once again revived her music career, this time as part of a group called “The Sounds of Plenty” that also included her mother and youngest daughter. Their repertoire included Sparkle’s hit “Two Sons from Tucson.”

      The appearance of the mysterious new “Moon Maid” caused some tension in Sparkle’s marriage to Junior. Sparkle wondered what the consequence for their relationship would be if Junior’s first wife was discovered to be alive.

      Following a “Sounds of Plenty” rehearsal session, Sparkle went to meet with a mysterious “Mrs. Whig” who proved to be the new Moon Maid in disguise. Moon Maid zapped Sparkle into unconsciousness with one of her finger beams, and left a note warning her not to interfere with Moon Maid’s marriage. Sparkle revived briefly and, disoreinted, crawled into the bed of nearby pickup truck which she believed to be her father’s.

      Sparkle awoke on the farm of George and Nellie Wheaten,
      where she found herself suffering from partial memory loss. Unaware of her own identity, Sparkle experienced a flash of recognition when George mentioned the name of his late wife’s mother, Gertie. Sparkle assumed this to be her own name, and George and Nellie continued to address her by it.

      Later, Sparkle encountered “Moon Maid” hiding on the property, following Moon Maid’s escape from her “handlers.” George and Nellie took in Moon Maid as well, though she soon left farm to seek help for the Wheatons.

      Some time after that, Junior and Honeymoon arrived at the farm to photograph the granary, and they encountered Sparkle, who did not recognize them. Junior contacted Tracy, who arranged for B.O., Gertie, and Jewel to be brought to the farm. Being reunited with her family restored Sparkle’s memory.

      It was later revealed that “Moon Maid” was actually Glenna Ermine,who had been genetically and mentally altered to believe that she was Moon Maid. Taking the name Mysta Chimera, she stated her intention to re-integrate herself into society. She will presumably not interfere further in Junior and Sparkle’s marriage.

      In November 2013, Junior and Sparkle revealed that they were expecting their second child.

  19. mimi

      damn, epic

  20. mimi

      omg, this just in,
      did wikipedia also, just, change its font?
      has anyone else noticed? can anyone confirm?

  21. A D Jameson

      When I was at school, I thought it looked different, but now that I’m home (and logged in), it looks the same (as usual). So it might be a preferences/setting thing?

  22. mimi

      will you please check again next time you’re at school, and let me know? thanks

      i didn’t wiki at work today; i wiki’ed on my laptop when i got home (won’t say what i wiki’ed – – – too embarrassing) (tho, to ‘double-check’, i wiki’ed “fish”); won’t get chance to wiki at work again til tuesday

      what did you wiki at school, A D J ? ? what did you wiki at home?

  23. A D Jameson

      No need to go to school. Here it is not logged in (and using Chrome).

  24. A D Jameson

      And here it is logged in (and using Firefox).

  25. A D Jameson

      OK, here it is! (The trick is to wait.)

  26. A D Jameson
  27. mimi


      PS Thanks for wiki’ing me me

  28. A D Jameson

      In retrospect, I could have put it all in one reply, I suppose. Apologies for the clutter!

  29. mimi

      no problemo

  30. mimi

      PS – i really appreciate the fact that i can admit to my hyper-attention to visual detail (especially changes in) here at htmlg and feel safe and not feel like a weirdo

      : )

  31. A D Jameson

      Likewise, mimi. I consider myself a fellow visual hyper-attentive :)