Adam Robinson—

Submissions I receive most often and I’m most tired of reading are:

Stories about heterosexual sex (often violent) (usually written by women)
Stories about drugs/drinking (often cruel) (always by men)
Stories about having bad jobs and being proud of it (mostly narcissistic) (always by men)
Stories about detached husbands (mostly domestic issues that don’t seem that difficult to overcome) (usually by women)
Stories about breaking up (usually based on sex) (usually by men)
Stories about not really getting God (usually involve parents) (usually by men)

It’s very hard to handle these topics in an interesting way. 

It’s too bad there’s nothing else in the world to write about.