April 3rd, 2009 / 12:30 am
 Web Hype

Please God, Let This Be Real.

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Hello.  By now you should understand my schtick here on HTMLGIANT (and abroad!) but there is no hyperbole necessary to display to you the awesomeness that is THIS.

It is my job to come up with a SNARKY COMMENT, but…I…can’t.

Okay…just one.  I fear posting about this because when I see HTML coding like that, it makes me think of the Heaven’s Gate website (they were webdesigners, you know…I’m being totally serious…THANKS FOR RUINING THE NIKE CORTEZ FOR US APPLEWHITE!) and I’m scared that they’re going to find me and carve a poorly assembled chapbook with no central theme with the exception of ‘SPACE!’ into my chest and how am I going to explain that the next time I am with a woman?

In other words, bodybackground=”#FEFDD6″ FONT-FAMILY: MSCOMICSANS scares the shit out of me.

So enjoy(?)

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41 Comments

  1. April 3rd, 2009 / 4:47 am PHM—

      im pretty sure that was a sixth grade joke bro?

      like like ‘ha we will foool them’

      andthose kids are like in college now..

  2. April 3rd, 2009 / 12:47 am PHM—

      im pretty sure that was a sixth grade joke bro?

      like like ‘ha we will foool them’

      andthose kids are like in college now..

  3. April 3rd, 2009 / 5:42 am ben—

      i agree with them about excellence in publishing.

      i am thinking about publishing my short stories in the comments sections of popular lit. blogs like this one. that may me excellence in publishing?

      also, if i ever own a racehorse i am naming him ‘heaven’s gait’

  4. April 3rd, 2009 / 1:42 am ben—

      i agree with them about excellence in publishing.

      i am thinking about publishing my short stories in the comments sections of popular lit. blogs like this one. that may me excellence in publishing?

      also, if i ever own a racehorse i am naming him ‘heaven’s gait’

  5. April 3rd, 2009 / 6:29 am daniel bailey—
  6. April 3rd, 2009 / 2:29 am daniel bailey—
  7. April 3rd, 2009 / 11:08 am David Erlewine—

      my law school friend was obsessed with applewhite. whenever we met up at his apt, he checked CNN for suicide updates. he put up newspaper clips about applewhite and co, including that effing pic you posted above. he did everything but add -ody to the end of his name. he’s now married with two kids and makes buck as a law firm partner. JFC

      And applewhite gets all the credit but don’t forget bonnie nettles.

  8. April 3rd, 2009 / 7:08 am David Erlewine—

      my law school friend was obsessed with applewhite. whenever we met up at his apt, he checked CNN for suicide updates. he put up newspaper clips about applewhite and co, including that effing pic you posted above. he did everything but add -ody to the end of his name. he’s now married with two kids and makes buck as a law firm partner. JFC

      And applewhite gets all the credit but don’t forget bonnie nettles.

  9. April 3rd, 2009 / 1:53 pm Justin Taylor—

      >> University Press of the South encourages a free, tolerant expression and a critical, scientific analysis within the fundamental respect toward faith and persons. <<

      I only have one question: the University Press of which University?

  10. April 3rd, 2009 / 1:53 pm john sakkis—

      he lost me at this…

      “It’s only fitting, then, that Lin, a prolific young writer whose work veers close at times to Flarf”

      kasey mohammed and stephanie young tonight at studio one in oakland…

      xo

  11. April 3rd, 2009 / 9:53 am Justin Taylor—

      >> University Press of the South encourages a free, tolerant expression and a critical, scientific analysis within the fundamental respect toward faith and persons. <<

      I only have one question: the University Press of which University?

  12. April 3rd, 2009 / 9:53 am john sakkis—

      he lost me at this…

      “It’s only fitting, then, that Lin, a prolific young writer whose work veers close at times to Flarf”

      kasey mohammed and stephanie young tonight at studio one in oakland…

      xo

  13. April 3rd, 2009 / 2:54 pm Blake Butler—

      wins

  14. April 3rd, 2009 / 10:54 am Blake Butler—

      wins

  15. April 3rd, 2009 / 12:38 pm pr—
  16. August 12th, 2009 / 8:16 pm mike swank—

      University press is a university press affiliated to Europe. It belongs to Presses universitaires du nouveau monde ( most professors, and researchers work and a from Sorbone University and prestigious universities such as Tulane).. Most authors are known in their field. So we are a bunch of ignorant people who speak nonsense.
      When I see the face of the man, let god.. you are very sick people to despise scholars. I presume it is the Internet, low people.

  17. August 12th, 2009 / 4:16 pm mike swank—

      University press is a university press affiliated to Europe. It belongs to Presses universitaires du nouveau monde ( most professors, and researchers work and a from Sorbone University and prestigious universities such as Tulane).. Most authors are known in their field. So we are a bunch of ignorant people who speak nonsense.
      When I see the face of the man, let god.. you are very sick people to despise scholars. I presume it is the Internet, low people.

  18. August 14th, 2009 / 1:14 am miren—

      I agree with you

  19. August 13th, 2009 / 9:14 pm miren—

      I agree with you

  20. August 14th, 2009 / 1:17 am miren—

      ben
      I advise you to submit your popular litterature to university press of the south wihtout any mistakes. They seem to have the best scholars in their area especially in Spanish, French..
      do people can write French, Spanish, arabic, Chinese or arabic and publish a book. I think this company is very good for multilinguist writers..

  21. August 13th, 2009 / 9:17 pm miren—

      ben
      I advise you to submit your popular litterature to university press of the south wihtout any mistakes. They seem to have the best scholars in their area especially in Spanish, French..
      do people can write French, Spanish, arabic, Chinese or arabic and publish a book. I think this company is very good for multilinguist writers..

  22. August 14th, 2009 / 1:22 am miren—

      John Sakis
      As an European person, I feel your comments very low about the writers. Are you a professor or a researcher who can write in different languages. I

  23. August 13th, 2009 / 9:22 pm miren—

      John Sakis
      As an European person, I feel your comments very low about the writers. Are you a professor or a researcher who can write in different languages. I

  24. August 14th, 2009 / 1:23 am miren—

      John Sakkis
      are you able to write in different languages and be a professor at the same. When you have a ph d and have the level of most writers in this publishing company, you will be able to discuss.
      MIren

  25. August 13th, 2009 / 9:23 pm miren—

      John Sakkis
      are you able to write in different languages and be a professor at the same. When you have a ph d and have the level of most writers in this publishing company, you will be able to discuss.
      MIren

  26. August 14th, 2009 / 1:26 am lilli—

      Brian O liu
      if you are able to write in different languages, and be a professor at a prestigious university such as Harvard, Sorbonne university, you will be able to publish in Europe, Most of these professors are known in their field. I checked on their background. so why did they choose this university press to publish their books?
      can you tell me. again a stupid website made by ignorant Americans.

  27. August 13th, 2009 / 9:26 pm lilli—

      Brian O liu
      if you are able to write in different languages, and be a professor at a prestigious university such as Harvard, Sorbonne university, you will be able to publish in Europe, Most of these professors are known in their field. I checked on their background. so why did they choose this university press to publish their books?
      can you tell me. again a stupid website made by ignorant Americans.

  28. August 14th, 2009 / 1:27 am marlo—

      I just read the comments and visited the website about this university press. I did not see anything wrong. they all published novels, researchs on different languages, including Jacques Chirac!! so do you think a president will publish in a bad publishing company !! wake up, guys.

  29. August 13th, 2009 / 9:27 pm marlo—

      I just read the comments and visited the website about this university press. I did not see anything wrong. they all published novels, researchs on different languages, including Jacques Chirac!! so do you think a president will publish in a bad publishing company !! wake up, guys.

  30. August 14th, 2009 / 1:30 am mikki—

      oh dear, all the mistakes you made and you dared to criticize these professors! what are you job? are you a professor at university to judge the writers?
      i think most of you are in third grade. Your English style is low as most American kids that I teach

  31. August 13th, 2009 / 9:30 pm mikki—

      oh dear, all the mistakes you made and you dared to criticize these professors! what are you job? are you a professor at university to judge the writers?
      i think most of you are in third grade. Your English style is low as most American kids that I teach

  32. August 14th, 2009 / 1:43 am Nathan (Nate) Tyree—

      Why the hell is this suddenly flooded with incomprehensible comments?

      By the by, I miss the Nike Cortez too.

  33. August 13th, 2009 / 9:43 pm Nathan (Nate) Tyree—

      Why the hell is this suddenly flooded with incomprehensible comments?

      By the by, I miss the Nike Cortez too.

  34. August 16th, 2009 / 8:44 pm mikki—

      again these bad comments about University press of the south are amazing. I checked on all professors’ backgrounds, and most of them published in different university press such as Yale, Harvard.. why did they choose this vanity academic press: university press of the south. it does not makes sense at all.
      IT IS NOT A VANITY PRESS… I THINK SO.. THERE IS ONLY ONE AUTHOR WHO COMPLAINED.. Read the website, you need to receive grants from the university to be published.. it is a normal thing to do.. wake up and be a professor. My friends warned me of your website, so I really thought that you were also professors, researchers, you are not not !!!

  35. August 16th, 2009 / 4:44 pm mikki—

      again these bad comments about University press of the south are amazing. I checked on all professors’ backgrounds, and most of them published in different university press such as Yale, Harvard.. why did they choose this vanity academic press: university press of the south. it does not makes sense at all.
      IT IS NOT A VANITY PRESS… I THINK SO.. THERE IS ONLY ONE AUTHOR WHO COMPLAINED.. Read the website, you need to receive grants from the university to be published.. it is a normal thing to do.. wake up and be a professor. My friends warned me of your website, so I really thought that you were also professors, researchers, you are not not !!!

  36. August 16th, 2009 / 6:23 pm Ryan Call—

      this thread went crazy!

  37. August 16th, 2009 / 10:23 pm Ryan Call—

      this thread went crazy!

  38. August 16th, 2009 / 11:17 pm keith n b—

      let’s start a disco party in this thread.

  39. August 16th, 2009 / 7:17 pm keith n b—

      let’s start a disco party in this thread.

  40. August 17th, 2009 / 11:40 pm Nathan (Nate) Tyree—

      A sexy disco party with the corpse of John the Baptist and The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit and maybe Pinkerton. We need lots of X and pumping beats.

  41. August 17th, 2009 / 7:40 pm Nathan (Nate) Tyree—

      A sexy disco party with the corpse of John the Baptist and The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit and maybe Pinkerton. We need lots of X and pumping beats.