The bible is creepy as shit. ever think about noah’s ark? God chucked his toys when the peple he made did what he kneew they we going to do (think about it – God’s awesome, so he’d know that he was making poeple who’d do shit), so he killed them. All. I mean fuck.
and there’s a hell of a lot worse than that.
The bible is creepy as shit. ever think about noah’s ark? God chucked his toys when the peple he made did what he kneew they we going to do (think about it – God’s awesome, so he’d know that he was making poeple who’d do shit), so he killed them. All. I mean fuck.
and there’s a hell of a lot worse than that.
Satire or straight up?
Now someone might actually read the thing…
Satire or straight up?
Now someone might actually read the thing…
It’s great – there were excepts in the New Yorker. the text hasn’t been changed at all. It’s fucking amazing.
It’s great – there were excepts in the New Yorker. the text hasn’t been changed at all. It’s fucking amazing.
It’s straight up, so faithful that it’s kind of boring actually.
It’s straight up, so faithful that it’s kind of boring actually.
This has a creepy-ass “Tales From the Crypt” vibe and therefore would probably be a good way to get me to never read the bible
This has a creepy-ass “Tales From the Crypt” vibe and therefore would probably be a good way to get me to never read the bible
The bible is creepy as shit. ever think about noah’s ark? God chucked his toys when the peple he made did what he kneew they we going to do (think about it – God’s awesome, so he’d know that he was making poeple who’d do shit), so he killed them. All. I mean fuck.
and there’s a hell of a lot worse than that.
The bible is creepy as shit. ever think about noah’s ark? God chucked his toys when the peple he made did what he kneew they we going to do (think about it – God’s awesome, so he’d know that he was making poeple who’d do shit), so he killed them. All. I mean fuck.
and there’s a hell of a lot worse than that.
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