The wearing of a beret is the surest indication that a person will be more interested in talking about being a writer than actually being one, as far as I can tell.
Berets are kind of like boogers. When I’m talking to someone “wearing” either, I find my self concentrating so hard on not staring at it that I can’t actually converse and I generally leave feeling really uncomfortable.
A bunch of cashiers at Whole Foods were wearing them the other day… I decided to get in a longer line for a cashier not wearing one. I wondered if the if the line was that long because everybody else was thinking the same thing. Can a mother fucker not buy hummus without being subjected to berets? Fuck.
The wearing of a beret is the surest indication that a person will be more interested in talking about being a writer than actually being one, as far as I can tell.
they are like head condoms; or better yet, thought condoms
spot the beret @ awp?
those colors are the best, jimmy.
lol
if someone actually was repping a beret i would buy their book.
barth aint lyin
Amazing.
I will have Barth’s back in any damn fight.
Unless it’s about Giles Goat-Boy. That book did have its problems.
19-year-old me wants to fight you so hard.
75 skins??
Does the beret come with a Gorkha dagger?
75 skins??
Does the beret come with a Gorkha dagger?
Berets are kind of like boogers. When I’m talking to someone “wearing” either, I find my self concentrating so hard on not staring at it that I can’t actually converse and I generally leave feeling really uncomfortable.
A bunch of cashiers at Whole Foods were wearing them the other day… I decided to get in a longer line for a cashier not wearing one. I wondered if the if the line was that long because everybody else was thinking the same thing. Can a mother fucker not buy hummus without being subjected to berets? Fuck.