Jimmy Chen

Foucault’s bill

30 Comments

1. February 24th, 2011 / 11:38 pm deadgod—

   Dear M. Foucault,

   Rolax, Mikey, the Donna Karan specs are 399. You’re right about Tamara’s ass – the 60 skins are worth some disciplinary jeanieology, no? – but we believe that us sending Guido over is just what you’re trying to finagle, and that’ll cost you another grand.

   Biff Smiff, Lenscrafters Promissory Retrieval Engineer

   PS: Don’t “peel” all your “bananas” before Guido arrives.

2. February 24th, 2011 / 11:44 pm Jimmy Chen—

   hello deadgod, thanks for the spell check, and props for pun-ridden comment; please leave your basement, i think there’s a mold problem.

3. February 24th, 2011 / 11:51 pm shaun gannon—

   lol, transition lenses

4. February 24th, 2011 / 11:51 pm shaun gannon—

   lol, transition lenses

5. February 24th, 2011 / 11:51 pm shaun gannon—

   lol, transition lenses

6. February 25th, 2011 / 12:24 am deadgod—

   hi Jimmy Chen, thanks for the recommendation, but my saprophytic engagement is limited to reading content, not the material of the material. is this a basement?? I thought the windows were just dirty.

7. February 25th, 2011 / 12:32 am Jimmy Chen—

   sweet, you just dictionary.com’d my ass. i like u deadgod

8. February 25th, 2011 / 12:54 am alex crowley—

   wait, is an “american ass” extra junk or flatscreen?

9. February 25th, 2011 / 12:54 am alex crowley—

   wait, is an “american ass” extra junk or flatscreen?

10. February 25th, 2011 / 2:43 am Dcohn—

    Very cute, but I hope you’ll permit two crucial points (perhaps I’m being overly picky:) 1. Foucalt died in 1984, 2. Of AIDS. Foucault was very distinctly gay.

11. February 25th, 2011 / 3:24 am Canadian Hunk—

    This didn’t work.

12. February 25th, 2011 / 4:21 am Jimmy Chen—

    neil young! call me, i got some chord patterns i wanna go over with you.

13. February 25th, 2011 / 4:24 am Canadian Hunk—

    Neil Young isn’t a hunk.

14. February 25th, 2011 / 4:25 am Canadian Hunk—

    Think Ryan Reynolds but more ripped.

15. February 25th, 2011 / 7:49 am deadgod—

    better saprophytism than coprophagy

    my feelings about deadgod are mixed

16. February 25th, 2011 / 7:53 am deadgod—

    “This didn’t work.” isn’t a “New Comment”.

17. February 25th, 2011 / 10:22 am Janey Smith—

    Jimmy? Prescription lens flat provides panopticonic vision, I think.

18. February 25th, 2011 / 1:17 pm Rter—

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19. February 25th, 2011 / 1:28 pm Canadian Hunk—

    Ethical neo-anarchy, I like!

20. February 25th, 2011 / 2:13 pm Canadian Hunk—

    Sorry, took too many happy pills and didn’t know what was going on. Jimmy Chen is one of my most favourite parts of HTMLG. Respect.

21. February 25th, 2011 / 3:40 pm Jimmy Chen—

    no worries my brother. the ‘meaning’ of a piece is often derived, or at least completed, by its subsequent discourse, to which readers like you are inextricable; so never apologize for saying what you think, as it is needed. not to be funny, but i’m literally not wearing any pants right now. such are the precious moments b4 work.

22. February 25th, 2011 / 6:25 pm Canadian Hunk—

    Jimmy Chen, I love you. Never put on any pants.

23. February 25th, 2011 / 10:31 pm M. Kitchell—

    ryan reynolds is hot & i am only slightly embarrassed to admit that

    he is also way younger than the dudes i normally go for

24. February 26th, 2011 / 12:54 am deadgod—

    And then there were two.

25. February 26th, 2011 / 2:29 am Sean—

    Humor is coin. This is a lobster. Glow.

26. February 26th, 2011 / 2:52 am Gdgf—

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27. February 26th, 2011 / 5:12 am Jimmy Chen—

    ‘the proposal’ almost made me cry; i love romantic comedies, because at their core they are sad.

28. February 26th, 2011 / 7:53 am deadgod—

    ^ colostomy bag – not the real mccoy ^

29. February 26th, 2011 / 2:05 pm Anonymous—

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30. February 27th, 2011 / 12:14 am Yuftyf—

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