January 6th, 2009 / 2:40 pm
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MIKE TOPP TYPES WORDS THAT FORM PHRASES THAT APPEAL TO ME

yesterday i wrote about THE STUYVESANT BEE, a one page publication by MIKE TOPP. after i read the STUYVESANT BEE i researched MIKE TOPP using google and pure instinct.  i really like mike topp’s writing. i read some poems at BALTIMORE IS READS. each one was really entertaining. he also has a blog that i visited and clicked through thoroughly. i like his style. he is funny and sad and the balance works well. he also has a book out from FUTURE TENSE PUBLISHING called HAPPY ENDING. i will buy it when i buy all the other books i am behind on because of FUCKING PAYPAL. chelsea martin has MIKE TOPP’S phone number. i want to call MIKE TOPP and then act embarrassed and talk to people in the background like when you were in eighth grade and girl who liked you would call. MIKE TOPP, i am an eighth grade girl who likes you.

here is mike topp sitting on a bed looking upset, most likely because he just fell into a puddle of ink and ruined his suit

here is mike topp sitting on a bed looking upset, most likely because he just fell into a puddle of ink and ruined his suit

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11 Comments

  1. January 6th, 2009 / 5:41 pm pr—

      i like that bedspread- it seems to match his suit, hair, and face. Nice.

  2. January 7th, 2009 / 8:24 am KevinS—

      Mike Topp is Chelsea Martin’s dad. Mike Topp sent her a chicken breast for Christmas.
      Mike Topp’s best book is Happy Ending. The drawing on the front cover is by someone that Mike said is a famous artist. William Anthony.
      Chelsea Martin’s best book is Everything Was Fine Until Whatever (February 2009, Future Tense Books).

  3. January 7th, 2009 / 4:24 am KevinS—

      Mike Topp is Chelsea Martin’s dad. Mike Topp sent her a chicken breast for Christmas.
      Mike Topp’s best book is Happy Ending. The drawing on the front cover is by someone that Mike said is a famous artist. William Anthony.
      Chelsea Martin’s best book is Everything Was Fine Until Whatever (February 2009, Future Tense Books).

  4. January 8th, 2009 / 5:07 am chelsea martin—

      when i was born mike topp said, “nice try” and twisted my nipple. my book is better than mike topp’s because i’m not someone’s boring, inattentive, celebrity-obsessed dad. did i say boring? i meant inattentive and celebrity-obsessed.

  5. January 8th, 2009 / 1:07 am chelsea martin—

      when i was born mike topp said, “nice try” and twisted my nipple. my book is better than mike topp’s because i’m not someone’s boring, inattentive, celebrity-obsessed dad. did i say boring? i meant inattentive and celebrity-obsessed.

  6. January 8th, 2009 / 3:23 pm sam pink—

      yeah fuck mike topp

  7. January 8th, 2009 / 11:23 am sam pink—

      yeah fuck mike topp

  8. January 8th, 2009 / 4:36 pm shutta ya face—

      This is very similar to what Giganticide used to be, when Giganticide was something. You do not remember Giganticide but I remember Giganticide.

      Giganticide was cool.

  9. January 8th, 2009 / 12:36 pm shutta ya face—

      This is very similar to what Giganticide used to be, when Giganticide was something. You do not remember Giganticide but I remember Giganticide.

      Giganticide was cool.

  10. January 8th, 2009 / 4:53 pm shutta ya face bitches—
  11. January 8th, 2009 / 12:53 pm shutta ya face bitches—