February 17th, 2009 / 3:54 pm
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Travis Bickle tries his hand at Sam Pink’s blog

RIP YOUR PLACENTA WITH YOUR TEETH THEN EAT IT

i wiped off last night’s ejaculate and drove the taxi again. there was a pregnant woman screaming to get to the hospital. i told her i was in her womb at that moment and that i wanted to start chewing upwards from her spleen to her mouth. she was with her boyfriend who punched me in the neck. the bruise was shaped like africa and all the africans were crushed. he looked like harvey keitel and i realized he was her pimp because instead of origami the hundred dollar bills were flat. i dropped them off at the hospital and picked up this guy scorcese who wanted use a shotgun on a woman. i put my words and thoughts into a paper bag like the ones you give people with asthma and told him all words were shit and he could throw the shit bag at the person he wanted to murder instead. kill your enemies with thoughts of kindness then kill yourself. then i followed betsy around and her hair looked like the shed feathers of two dying swans lit by a day broke sun and my veins felt cut from inside by a thousand pieces of confetti for a celebration she and i will never have. back at the apartment i asked the mirror some rhetorical questions and burned myself with blue flames.

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10 Comments

  1. Jonny Darko

      this is great

  2. Jonny Darko

      this is great

  3. pr

      agreed

  4. pr

      agreed

  5. pr

      BTW- I was like, look how hot Sam is (he is hot, don’t get me wrong) but then pr’s husband said-“that might be photo shopped.” Regardless, really, regardless, I LOVE you San. I miss you here. I miss your posts. Please post more often. For me.

  6. pr

      BTW- I was like, look how hot Sam is (he is hot, don’t get me wrong) but then pr’s husband said-“that might be photo shopped.” Regardless, really, regardless, I LOVE you San. I miss you here. I miss your posts. Please post more often. For me.

  7. crispin

      poor sam

      has anyone mentioned zangief, yet?

  8. crispin

      poor sam

      has anyone mentioned zangief, yet?

  9. sam pink

      haha. zangief. i can do a 360 pile driver and like, take away half your life. jimmy, you are a silly boy.

  10. sam pink

      haha. zangief. i can do a 360 pile driver and like, take away half your life. jimmy, you are a silly boy.