March 9th, 2010 / 2:30 pm
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Frequent HTMLGIANT Anonymous Commenter Revealed, Brought On Board

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47 Comments

  1. ACFord—

      Wasn’t this on the “Set it Off” soundtrack?

  2. ACFord—

      Wasn’t this on the “Set it Off” soundtrack?

  3. Justin Taylor—

      Can we have a contest for the best youtube cover of that? I’ll throw in a copy of my book, the next AGR and the last AGR to start off the prize package. Also, that shih tzu deserves a best supporting actress oscar for that ponytail. You win this round, internet.

  4. Justin Taylor—

      Can we have a contest for the best youtube cover of that? I’ll throw in a copy of my book, the next AGR and the last AGR to start off the prize package. Also, that shih tzu deserves a best supporting actress oscar for that ponytail. You win this round, internet.

  5. Blake Butler—

      that dog’s eyes are the definition of terror

      want this contest bad. i will throw in both copies of no colony, both of my books, and anything else i can gather to make these covers reality.

  6. Blake Butler—

      that dog’s eyes are the definition of terror

      want this contest bad. i will throw in both copies of no colony, both of my books, and anything else i can gather to make these covers reality.

  7. Blake Butler—

      video covers of Suck On My Dog’s Balls should be emailed via link to htmlgiant [at] gmail

  8. Blake Butler—

      video covers of Suck On My Dog’s Balls should be emailed via link to htmlgiant [at] gmail

  9. Aluminum Shark—
  10. stephen—

      jokes are jokes, and this one may crack a lot of you up, but i’d say it’s racist and sexist to attempt to ridicule your comment haters by comparing them to an embarrassing video of a black woman butchering a dreamgirls empowerment anthem. just my 2 cents.

  11. stephen—

      jokes are jokes, and this one may crack a lot of you up, but i’d say it’s racist and sexist to attempt to ridicule your comment haters by comparing them to an embarrassing video of a black woman butchering a dreamgirls empowerment anthem. just my 2 cents.

  12. Blake Butler—

      just couldn’t imagine somebody bringing that angle up. just couldn’t at all. good job.

  13. Blake Butler—

      just couldn’t imagine somebody bringing that angle up. just couldn’t at all. good job.

  14. stephen—

      someone more entrenched in either of the causes mentioned would say, “that’s exactly the point, you wouldn’t even think of that.”

  15. Blake Butler—

      of course they would

  16. stephen—

      someone more entrenched in either of the causes mentioned would say, “that’s exactly the point, you wouldn’t even think of that.”

  17. Blake Butler—

      of course they would

  18. Blake Butler—

      they wouldn’t recognize sarcasm either, most likely.

      nor would they recognize that you are often one of the anons, and only switch into ‘stephen’ when you are saying something you feel ok with representing in your own name.

      ok i’m done

  19. Blake Butler—

      they wouldn’t recognize sarcasm either, most likely.

      nor would they recognize that you are often one of the anons, and only switch into ‘stephen’ when you are saying something you feel ok with representing in your own name.

      ok i’m done

  20. john sakkis—

      we are all oscar grant…

  21. john sakkis—

      we are all oscar grant…

  22. stephen—

      you caught me, blake. and snared yourself with that video. i’m finished with you. i don’t suffer racists, sexists, or shitty writers. we’ll see what happens.

  23. stephen—

      you caught me, blake. and snared yourself with that video. i’m finished with you. i don’t suffer racists, sexists, or shitty writers. we’ll see what happens.

  24. anon—

      Be mine, Aluminum Shark. (I appreciate that you use the American spelling.)

  25. anon—

      Be mine, Aluminum Shark. (I appreciate that you use the American spelling.)

  26. ZZZZIPP—

      BLAKE I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU DID THAT

  27. ZZZZIPP—

      BLAKE I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU DID THAT

  28. Donald—

      I think the emphasis is more on the butchering of the song than on the singer’s race or gender. It’s a little odd that you interpreted it in the way that you did.

      That said, I have no idea what any of this is about, so who knows.

  29. Donald—

      I think the emphasis is more on the butchering of the song than on the singer’s race or gender. It’s a little odd that you interpreted it in the way that you did.

      That said, I have no idea what any of this is about, so who knows.

  30. Blake Butler—

      Donald: logic is often perverted quickly here. Thank you for returning with it.

  31. Blake Butler—

      Donald: logic is often perverted quickly here. Thank you for returning with it.

  32. reynard—

      get a grip, stephen. or stop gripping so hard, i think you’re cutting off the circulation to your brain or something. see what happens? what is going to happen? i just can’t take the suspense, just can’t wait to see what happens.

  33. reynard—

      get a grip, stephen. or stop gripping so hard, i think you’re cutting off the circulation to your brain or something. see what happens? what is going to happen? i just can’t take the suspense, just can’t wait to see what happens.

  34. David—

      oh lord, now see, look at the “headline” like post title, the ecstatic, self-enraptured tendency toward internet self-representation that the video connotes, the song itself which is all about the histrionics of hatin’ hilariously counterpoised with her fondly petting the dog, this isn’t about her being an african-american, it’s about the self-presentation of shit talk and pride. haha, i actually wish she was the new HTMLG contributor.

  35. David—

      oh lord, now see, look at the “headline” like post title, the ecstatic, self-enraptured tendency toward internet self-representation that the video connotes, the song itself which is all about the histrionics of hatin’ hilariously counterpoised with her fondly petting the dog, this isn’t about her being an african-american, it’s about the self-presentation of shit talk and pride. haha, i actually wish she was the new HTMLG contributor.

  36. Blake Butler—

      i really wish she was too, david.

  37. Blake Butler—

      i really wish she was too, david.

  38. stephen—

      I overreacted ‘big-time’ and was ’embarrassingly melodramatic.’ I’ve been feeling frustrated and depressed.

      Peace, Blake. I’m sorry. Congratulations on your nomination for the Believer award.

  39. stephen—

      I overreacted ‘big-time’ and was ’embarrassingly melodramatic.’ I’ve been feeling frustrated and depressed.

      Peace, Blake. I’m sorry. Congratulations on your nomination for the Believer award.

  40. Blake Butler—

      i think we could all just use a big relax button. or a fun button.

      no harm no foul man. i know how things go. i do it all the time.

      let’s fun.

  41. Blake Butler—

      i think we could all just use a big relax button. or a fun button.

      no harm no foul man. i know how things go. i do it all the time.

      let’s fun.

  42. mimi—

      I wonder how many people outside of the Bay Area, or California, maybe, know who Oscar Grant is. His name crossed my mind after the recent Berkeley “riot” post by Alexis (because the Oscar Grant situation got people to the street).

  43. mimi—

      I wonder how many people outside of the Bay Area, or California, maybe, know who Oscar Grant is. His name crossed my mind after the recent Berkeley “riot” post by Alexis (because the Oscar Grant situation got people to the street).

  44. Matt Cozart—

      good question. i’ve never heard of oscar grant…

  45. Matt Cozart—

      good question. i’ve never heard of oscar grant…

  46. aisha—

      stephen’s right. thanks stephen.

  47. aisha—

      stephen’s right. thanks stephen.