July 8th, 2011 / 10:12 pm
Blind Items & Craft Notes

Coco on Writing

“When I was around [Ice-T] for a couple weeks, I gathered all the facts of what he liked and what he didn’t like, and I just shape-shifted into that woman for him.”

“If you saw my boobs before I got them done, they were actually a nice size; nice and squishy, waterly [sic], flip em’ around, you know…”

“My hips were always a little bit bigger than the top half of me and I wanted to even it out.”

“It’s too time consuming, and honestly, people with lives don’t really have the time to make comments at all. I don’t even have the time to go on the Internet anymore. Who has the time to actually log in, put your email address in, put if you’re female or male and all of that good stuff, and then make a comment…”

“Even if I put a turtleneck on with some leggings, it doesn’t look like the normal turtleneck. People will say, ‘Oh, that’s skanky.’ How is a turtleneck skanky?”

“I’m a perfectionist I know at the end of the day it will come out beautiful!”

“I love when I wear shorts sometimes because I can really get my groove on without having to worry about me showing my Coco stuff to the world…”

“I’m not sure if you all are aware but I have my own magazine called ‘The official Coco Mag’.”

“What inspired me for these pics is when I got home from the gym I wanted to tan so I took pics in my at-home tanning machine…”

“For me the higher the better and I love the pain because it brings out sexy legs and completes the outfit.”

“Tip 34#: Build a butt by using heavy weights.No sissy weight!! (Like w/squats.) Stay away from butt surgery. Hips should have a little jiggle.”

“All my computers at once have been trippin and its been very hard to work on them..I’m finally fed up so I’m taking both computers in to have them checked out…This is so bad for me because I have 6 websites and I can’t work on any of them, hardly.”



  1. Trey

      “I’m not sure if you all are aware but I have my own magazine called ‘The official Coco Mag’.”
      favorite one, definitely read that one and felt like “Coco on Writing”

  2. Guestagain

      How is a turtleneck skanky? poor Coco…

  3. Roxane

      Sublime. Thanks for posting this Kristen. I’ve been pretty obsessed with Ice Loves Coco.

  4. Tummler

      Is “The official Coco Mag” currently taking submissions?

  5. lorian long

      ‘hips should have a little jiggle.’ COCO WRITES EXPERIMENTAL LITERATURE.

  6. NotI

      “How is a turtleneck skanky?”

      it’s funny, you add giant breast implants to something and suddenly it’s skanky! weird.

  7. Kristen Iskandrian

      my pleasure. girlfriend works harder than i do.

  8. Sally Jenkins

      I thought this was coco chanel. googled “coco chanel” after I read this.

  9. Ginger

      googled coco & got this

  10. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Funny story about Coco’s tits: Iced T’s dick’s been between them.

  11. deadgod

      Is there a ‘pull-off stunt’ + poem of that on the internet?  It’d be an outrage.

  12. deadgod

      Does Coco have grilles in the (horizontal) centers of her lips?

  13. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      At least it’d actually make them some money though.

  14. deadgod

      I thought their show was popular?  Are they not cashing in on being so daringly ‘together’?

  15. Frank Tas, the Raptor

      Doesn’t mean they can’t make a little more. As for their show, I don’t/didn’t know it existed!

  16. Benjamin Grislic

       depends. is she laying on her side?

  17. deadgod

      not when she’s standing up

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