July 20th, 2009 / 1:07 pm
Contests

Chelsea Martin Rips

chelseacover

I love Chelsea Martin.

Somebody had said to me, What does Chelsea Martin smell like? & I said, she smells like Chelsea M.

I haven’t met her, but I know.

For real, I have an extra copy of her book Everything Was Fine Until Whatever. I want to give it to someone.

Post a comment in this thread, somehow involving the word ‘Chelsea’ and I will enter you into a drawing for the book. This will go on until whatever.

If you don’t know love, here’s how to find out: I $ You. I have employed some of the ideas here and they have vastly altered the trajectory of my life.

You can also purchase the book with your own $ here: Future Tense Books

Tags: ,

32 Comments

  1. PHM

      Iconic.

      Scrape.

  2. PHM

      Iconic.

      Scrape.

  3. Michael James

      Smelsea with a C.

  4. Michael James

      Smelsea with a C.

  5. Janey Smith

      You see, Chelsea Martin likes to dance. BART platform, wherever. I saw her at K-MART in the dressing room, trying on a sweater.

  6. Janey Smith

      You see, Chelsea Martin likes to dance. BART platform, wherever. I saw her at K-MART in the dressing room, trying on a sweater.

  7. magickmike

      chelsea @ th chelsea with chelsea’s chelsea

  8. magickmike

      chelsea @ th chelsea with chelsea’s chelsea

  9. BMR

      Chelsea F’n Martin y’all. Chelsea F’n Martin.

  10. BMR

      Chelsea F’n Martin y’all. Chelsea F’n Martin.

  11. katelyn

      chelsea’s a kind of haircut, yeah?

  12. katelyn

      chelsea’s a kind of haircut, yeah?

  13. Jimmy Chen

      people who live in oakland are always trying to slip in the word oakland into a conversation

  14. Jimmy Chen

      people who live in oakland are always trying to slip in the word oakland into a conversation

  15. davidpeak

      chelsea sells shellfish by the seashore. but it’s in oakland–so it’s cool, yo. like, anticon live there and shit.

  16. davidpeak

      chelsea sells shellfish by the seashore. but it’s in oakland–so it’s cool, yo. like, anticon live there and shit.

  17. Ben Brooks

      a CHELSEA smile is where you cut from the corners of the lips to the ears right?

  18. Ben Brooks

      a CHELSEA smile is where you cut from the corners of the lips to the ears right?

  19. Charles

      Have you ever watched Chelsea Lately? Neither have I.

  20. Charles

      Have you ever watched Chelsea Lately? Neither have I.

  21. thomas p levy

      chelsea martin is tall. she has brown hair. she wears tight jeans that are slightly torn just beneath her ass. she is wearing a flannel shirt. sometimes she doesn’t wear jeans, especially in the morning when she wakes up with messy hair. then she wears a long t-shirt which belongs to her boyfriend. chelsea martin told me that she didn’t know me. she told me that i was pretending. i was busy then, my hands black with motor oil. i told her that i was in love. i was with my girlfriend. i wasn’t in love though, it was a lie. then chelsea martin walked away, her arms moving around like graffiti. i couldn’t stop staring at the tears in her dark blue jeans.

  22. thomas p levy

      chelsea martin is tall. she has brown hair. she wears tight jeans that are slightly torn just beneath her ass. she is wearing a flannel shirt. sometimes she doesn’t wear jeans, especially in the morning when she wakes up with messy hair. then she wears a long t-shirt which belongs to her boyfriend. chelsea martin told me that she didn’t know me. she told me that i was pretending. i was busy then, my hands black with motor oil. i told her that i was in love. i was with my girlfriend. i wasn’t in love though, it was a lie. then chelsea martin walked away, her arms moving around like graffiti. i couldn’t stop staring at the tears in her dark blue jeans.

  23. Samuel Amato

      Once I was at the beach collecting shells and various other things that had washed up on shore. When I turned to my girlfriend to say how much I liked the sea shells I had just picked up I accidentally said “I love shell-seas” and she thought I said “I love Chelsea” and then she broke up with me.

  24. Samuel Amato

      Once I was at the beach collecting shells and various other things that had washed up on shore. When I turned to my girlfriend to say how much I liked the sea shells I had just picked up I accidentally said “I love shell-seas” and she thought I said “I love Chelsea” and then she broke up with me.

  25. Bradley Sands

      Chelsea studies Mike’s wild hair as he shuffles into her room and discusses his soon-to-be roommate, Jowls, Class, Love, and other things.

  26. Bradley Sands

      Chelsea studies Mike’s wild hair as he shuffles into her room and discusses his soon-to-be roommate, Jowls, Class, Love, and other things.

  27. Alex

      Chelsea Martin

  28. Alex

      Chelsea Martin

  29. Janey Smith

      CHELSEA MARTIN DOES THE MINI-SKIRT WADDLE.

  30. Janey Smith

      CHELSEA MARTIN DOES THE MINI-SKIRT WADDLE.

  31. Blake Butler

      hi magick mike, your name was pulled, u win, email me with addy for book

  32. Blake Butler

      hi magick mike, your name was pulled, u win, email me with addy for book