July 20th, 2009 / 1:07 pm
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Chelsea Martin Rips
I love Chelsea Martin.
Somebody had said to me, What does Chelsea Martin smell like? & I said, she smells like Chelsea M.
I haven’t met her, but I know.
For real, I have an extra copy of her book Everything Was Fine Until Whatever. I want to give it to someone.
Post a comment in this thread, somehow involving the word ‘Chelsea’ and I will enter you into a drawing for the book. This will go on until whatever.
If you don’t know love, here’s how to find out: I $ You. I have employed some of the ideas here and they have vastly altered the trajectory of my life.
You can also purchase the book with your own $ here: Future Tense Books
Tags: Chelsea Martin, everything was fine until whatever
Iconic.
Scrape.
Iconic.
Scrape.
Smelsea with a C.
Smelsea with a C.
You see, Chelsea Martin likes to dance. BART platform, wherever. I saw her at K-MART in the dressing room, trying on a sweater.
You see, Chelsea Martin likes to dance. BART platform, wherever. I saw her at K-MART in the dressing room, trying on a sweater.
chelsea @ th chelsea with chelsea’s chelsea
chelsea @ th chelsea with chelsea’s chelsea
Chelsea F’n Martin y’all. Chelsea F’n Martin.
Chelsea F’n Martin y’all. Chelsea F’n Martin.
chelsea’s a kind of haircut, yeah?
chelsea’s a kind of haircut, yeah?
people who live in oakland are always trying to slip in the word oakland into a conversation
people who live in oakland are always trying to slip in the word oakland into a conversation
chelsea sells shellfish by the seashore. but it’s in oakland–so it’s cool, yo. like, anticon live there and shit.
chelsea sells shellfish by the seashore. but it’s in oakland–so it’s cool, yo. like, anticon live there and shit.
a CHELSEA smile is where you cut from the corners of the lips to the ears right?
a CHELSEA smile is where you cut from the corners of the lips to the ears right?
Have you ever watched Chelsea Lately? Neither have I.
Have you ever watched Chelsea Lately? Neither have I.
chelsea martin is tall. she has brown hair. she wears tight jeans that are slightly torn just beneath her ass. she is wearing a flannel shirt. sometimes she doesn’t wear jeans, especially in the morning when she wakes up with messy hair. then she wears a long t-shirt which belongs to her boyfriend. chelsea martin told me that she didn’t know me. she told me that i was pretending. i was busy then, my hands black with motor oil. i told her that i was in love. i was with my girlfriend. i wasn’t in love though, it was a lie. then chelsea martin walked away, her arms moving around like graffiti. i couldn’t stop staring at the tears in her dark blue jeans.
chelsea martin is tall. she has brown hair. she wears tight jeans that are slightly torn just beneath her ass. she is wearing a flannel shirt. sometimes she doesn’t wear jeans, especially in the morning when she wakes up with messy hair. then she wears a long t-shirt which belongs to her boyfriend. chelsea martin told me that she didn’t know me. she told me that i was pretending. i was busy then, my hands black with motor oil. i told her that i was in love. i was with my girlfriend. i wasn’t in love though, it was a lie. then chelsea martin walked away, her arms moving around like graffiti. i couldn’t stop staring at the tears in her dark blue jeans.
Once I was at the beach collecting shells and various other things that had washed up on shore. When I turned to my girlfriend to say how much I liked the sea shells I had just picked up I accidentally said “I love shell-seas” and she thought I said “I love Chelsea” and then she broke up with me.
Once I was at the beach collecting shells and various other things that had washed up on shore. When I turned to my girlfriend to say how much I liked the sea shells I had just picked up I accidentally said “I love shell-seas” and she thought I said “I love Chelsea” and then she broke up with me.
Chelsea studies Mike’s wild hair as he shuffles into her room and discusses his soon-to-be roommate, Jowls, Class, Love, and other things.
Chelsea studies Mike’s wild hair as he shuffles into her room and discusses his soon-to-be roommate, Jowls, Class, Love, and other things.
Chelsea Martin
Chelsea Martin
CHELSEA MARTIN DOES THE MINI-SKIRT WADDLE.
CHELSEA MARTIN DOES THE MINI-SKIRT WADDLE.
hi magick mike, your name was pulled, u win, email me with addy for book
hi magick mike, your name was pulled, u win, email me with addy for book