Death in Venison

War and Peas

The Flan Almost Rises

The Unbearable Lightness of Beans

Chow Mein Kampf

Moby Duck

Finnegans Wok

Animal Farm 2

Freshly rejected from McSweeney’s lists, oh how we all try. Figured I’d do something productive with it. More please — the person who does my favorite gets a “free” guest post on whatever they want, so long as it’s not mean spirited and not “not safe for wok.”

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