How To Make Your Next Reading More Interesting (Even If Your Work Really Isn’t)
1) Wear a mask. We all do. There is nothing to hide but hide itself.
2) Get yourself a posse. They will give you the self-confidence you need to howl.
3) Stand between two plants. Sip water. Indirectly tell a roomful of Prairie Home Companion fans how awful it is to be rich and famous. They will laugh. At almost everything. And for a moment, they will be rich and famous too.
4) No pussyfooting. Get vertical.
Now get out there and chase that damn dragon! There’s one in my garage too.