Eddie Money used to go around Nashville with a monkey. When one of his songwriters asked why they were always smoking so much pot and didn’t they get sick of being high all the time, he replied, “Hey, it works for us.”
OK, guys you each get 2 minutes. I’m not fucking around. TWO MINUTES. You guys go over, I’m pulling your ass off the stage (not you, Blake, but the others). I’ll blow a goddamn whistle and you’re off the stage. OK? OK.
I saw the end of the first half and the last couple of minutes, but I missed the long comeback. Davis is fine and Coach One-and-Done has them ready for the tournament, but Robinson at Kansas looks NBA-ready now. (Kansas plays T A&M tonight.) Coach Vinegar has Fucking Duke looking very tough. The Bobby Knight Coaching Tree. Why can’t Jerry Tarkanian have a ‘tree’, or Steve Spurmier?