May 10th, 2009 / 11:48 pm
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Paragraphs I Admire So Much I Can’t Believe I Get To Type Them Out (4): Lynne Tillman

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Some of the acts I’ve committed have been illegal. When I was five, I stole candy inadvertently from the candy store several blocks from my house, on a main road, in the suburb where I grew up, because its sign said, Take One, and later I stole lipstick from the town five and dime, and then shoplifted clothes from department stores, packing a skirt into the voluminous shoulder of a ratty fur coat, and purchased small amounts of cocaine, all relatively mild infractions of the law. Other people, who have scant education, less economic or skin privilege, might have been arrested, convicted, and sent upstate for the same relatively harmless but illegal acts, and other people have records against them that are public, so that anyone can find out what these people have done wrong, and while I have no record of crimes against property or person, nothing that would show up on police blotters or computers, nothing that I am aware of, or that might hurt me, though I am not aware of everything that might hurt me, I have committed illegal acts that have gone undetected, but I know what I have done, and I know what was wrong and illegal. Legally, I am sane.

* from American Genius, pg. 42

** (I could pick literally almost any graph from this book and feel just as happy sharing it. In my top 20 books of all time, I think. Just too fucking good.)

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31 Comments

  1. Paul

      One sentence, fifteen commas. What was I saying before about the death of prose style? Still it is only ‘American’ genius, so we best not set our standards too high.

  2. Paul

      One sentence, fifteen commas. What was I saying before about the death of prose style? Still it is only ‘American’ genius, so we best not set our standards too high.

  3. Blake Butler

      yah, f’real, fuck commas man, i feel ya

  4. Blake Butler

      yah, f’real, fuck commas man, i feel ya

  5. Ross Brighton

      Ok, I’m going to have to win here. And in order to do so i am going to throw all my political anticapitalist values out the window and turn to amazon as my weapon of choice.
      Fuck the comma, the semicolon is god, especially when used by pierre Guyotat:
      http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Modern-Classics/dp/1840680636
      click look inside

  6. Blake Butler

      people are weird

  7. Ken Baumann

      This graph is great. I look forward to reading this one. Also, on commas: I have trouble with them. I tend to want to render every desired sonic pause as a comma. It’s a dangerous game. But, hey man, this graph works. NO RULES.

  8. Blake Butler

      people are weird

  9. Ken Baumann

      This graph is great. I look forward to reading this one. Also, on commas: I have trouble with them. I tend to want to render every desired sonic pause as a comma. It’s a dangerous game. But, hey man, this graph works. NO RULES.

  10. Ken Baumann

      This graph is great. I look forward to reading this one. Also, on commas: I have trouble with them. I tend to want to render every desired sonic pause as a comma. It’s a dangerous game. But, hey man, this graph works. NO RULES.

  11. Ken Baumann

      This graph is great. I look forward to reading this one. Also, on commas: I have trouble with them. I tend to want to render every desired sonic pause as a comma. It’s a dangerous game. But, hey man, this graph works. NO RULES.

  12. Ken Baumann

      The French love their punctuation porn. Guyotat, and Celine with the ellipses.

  13. Ken Baumann

      The French love their punctuation porn. Guyotat, and Celine with the ellipses.

  14. Blake Butler

      it occurs to me this excerpt might feel missing something out of the context of the narrator’s speech patterns. you really have to read the book. it’s hypnotizing.

  15. Blake Butler

      it occurs to me this excerpt might feel missing something out of the context of the narrator’s speech patterns. you really have to read the book. it’s hypnotizing.

  16. Ross Brighton

      It kinda makes me think of Woolf, or Beckett. More Beckett i think. I like Beckett. I might read it.

  17. Bill Walsh

      Saw her read from American Genius in Providence a while back. She read these complex sentences very quickly, much quicker than I could read them to myself, which really colored my re-reading of the novel. The voice is on the verge of being manic, but she controls the associations in a way that the reader accepts as logical (academic) in spite of their delivery and the context of their delivery.

      Read also No Lease on Life…the main chracter’s internal processes caused physical discomfort, but there were lots and lots of very bad jokes for relief (just like life).

  18. Bill Walsh

      Saw her read from American Genius in Providence a while back. She read these complex sentences very quickly, much quicker than I could read them to myself, which really colored my re-reading of the novel. The voice is on the verge of being manic, but she controls the associations in a way that the reader accepts as logical (academic) in spite of their delivery and the context of their delivery.

      Read also No Lease on Life…the main chracter’s internal processes caused physical discomfort, but there were lots and lots of very bad jokes for relief (just like life).

  19. gaydegani

      Are you sure that’s not Meryl Streep just playing a writer?

  20. gaydegani

      Are you sure that’s not Meryl Streep just playing a writer?

  21. John Madera

      Hey Blake,

      Now you gotta tell us the rest of your top twenty of all time!

  22. John Madera

      Hey Blake,

      Now you gotta tell us the rest of your top twenty of all time!

  23. Blake Butler

      hm. that list is still hypothetical. i see if i can give it a try…

  24. Blake Butler

      hm. that list is still hypothetical. i see if i can give it a try…

  25. mathias

      The only piece of punctuation that keeps it real is the interrobang.

  26. mathias

      The only piece of punctuation that keeps it real is the interrobang.

  27. John Madera

      I hear you. Seems to me that any kind of “best of” list is an unending work-in-progress.

  28. John Madera

      I hear you. Seems to me that any kind of “best of” list is an unending work-in-progress.

  29. Jonny Ross

      Nice. Paragraph highlights include: “voluminous shoulder of a ratty fur coat,” “less economic or skin privilege,” and the last sentence. Ka-boom, yeah.

  30. Jonny Ross

      Nice. Paragraph highlights include: “voluminous shoulder of a ratty fur coat,” “less economic or skin privilege,” and the last sentence. Ka-boom, yeah.

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