“No matter how good of a tan you get, there’s always someone around with a better one. One year, me and Tutti went to Greece. I thought, I’m gonna get the best fuckin’ tan ever. And it happened. I came back home and nobody had a better tan. I went and visited everybody I knew and I thought, There, you fuckers, top that.”

—For Those Whom God Has Blessed with Fingers by Ken Sparling.

Thanks, Ken. This is really rad so far.

Everyone else should also become a part of the HTMLGiant Book Exchange.

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