October 26th, 2009 / 4:51 pm
 Mean

ABOUT HTMLGIANT (Revisited)

Not exactly Literary Doppelgangers — more like “What I’m really thinking.”

bbutler

Dane Cook

Mark Walberg

Mark Walberg

Haley Joel Osmond

Haley Joel Osment

Sophia Coppola

Sophia Coppola

Robert Dinero

Robert Dinero

Toni Morrison

Toni Morrison

George Clooney

George Clooney

Eddie Vedder

Eddie Vedder

Sophia Coppola

Sophia Coppola

Paul Reubens

Paul Reubens

Prince William

Prince William

Melissa Etheridge

Melissa Etheridge

Shamwow guy

Shamwow guy

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer

Bob Saget

Bob Saget

Paul Giamatti

Paul Giamatti

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54 Comments

  1. October 26th, 2009 / 8:55 pm Blake Butler—

      i am very offended

  2. October 26th, 2009 / 8:55 pm Ken Baumann—

      I see dead people.

      BLAT BLAT

  3. October 26th, 2009 / 4:55 pm Blake Butler—

      i am very offended

  4. October 26th, 2009 / 4:55 pm Ken Baumann—

      I see dead people.

      BLAT BLAT

  5. October 26th, 2009 / 8:57 pm Blake Butler—

      but who does jimmy look like

  6. October 26th, 2009 / 4:57 pm Blake Butler—

      but who does jimmy look like

  7. October 26th, 2009 / 8:58 pm daniel bailey—

      this is beautiful

      mean week comment: this post fucking sucks

  8. October 26th, 2009 / 4:58 pm daniel bailey—

      this is beautiful

      mean week comment: this post fucking sucks

  9. October 26th, 2009 / 9:04 pm Nathan Tyree—

      Paul Giamatti has never looked so blurry

  10. October 26th, 2009 / 9:04 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      the buddha

  11. October 26th, 2009 / 5:04 pm Nathan Tyree—

      Paul Giamatti has never looked so blurry

  12. October 26th, 2009 / 5:04 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      the buddha

  13. October 26th, 2009 / 9:09 pm Lincoln—

      Was Sofia Coppola twice on purpose?

  14. October 26th, 2009 / 5:09 pm Lincoln—

      Was Sofia Coppola twice on purpose?

  15. October 26th, 2009 / 9:13 pm Lincoln—

      Or do all white women look the same to you, racist!
      (mean week?)

  16. October 26th, 2009 / 5:13 pm Lincoln—

      Or do all white women look the same to you, racist!
      (mean week?)

  17. October 26th, 2009 / 9:17 pm Jimmy Chen—

      both chelsea and catherine give off a sophia coppola vibe, like the weird videos

  18. October 26th, 2009 / 5:17 pm Jimmy Chen—

      both chelsea and catherine give off a sophia coppola vibe, like the weird videos

  19. October 26th, 2009 / 9:22 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      Isn’t either of them Zoe Deschanel?

  20. October 26th, 2009 / 5:22 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      Isn’t either of them Zoe Deschanel?

  21. October 26th, 2009 / 9:26 pm Nathan Tyree—

      I did her twice on purpose, then once by accident

  22. October 26th, 2009 / 5:26 pm Nathan Tyree—

      I did her twice on purpose, then once by accident

  23. October 26th, 2009 / 9:28 pm Nathan Tyree—

      I saw Sam Pink pour jack Daniels on his corn flakes

  24. October 26th, 2009 / 5:28 pm Nathan Tyree—

      I saw Sam Pink pour jack Daniels on his corn flakes

  25. October 26th, 2009 / 9:29 pm Jimmy Chen—

      that was Kendra Malone

  26. October 26th, 2009 / 5:29 pm Jimmy Chen—

      that was Kendra Malone

  27. October 26th, 2009 / 10:11 pm Matthew Simmons—

      We’re funny looking.

  28. October 26th, 2009 / 6:11 pm Matthew Simmons—

      We’re funny looking.

  29. October 26th, 2009 / 10:24 pm Adam Robinson—

      Dammit can I change my photo?

  30. October 26th, 2009 / 6:24 pm Adam Robinson—

      Dammit can I change my photo?

  31. October 26th, 2009 / 10:35 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Correction: I’m funny looking. Adam kills people and eats pieces of them.

  32. October 26th, 2009 / 6:35 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Correction: I’m funny looking. Adam kills people and eats pieces of them.

  33. October 26th, 2009 / 10:42 pm Blake Butler—

      hellno son

  34. October 26th, 2009 / 6:42 pm Blake Butler—

      hellno son

  35. October 26th, 2009 / 11:34 pm Michael Schaub—

      Well, my dad was the commissioner of Major League Baseball, so fuck all y’all.

  36. October 26th, 2009 / 7:34 pm Michael Schaub—

      Well, my dad was the commissioner of Major League Baseball, so fuck all y’all.

  37. October 27th, 2009 / 12:20 am Roxane Gay—

      Toni Morrison, really? You couldn’t hook me up with some Zadie Smith? Daaamn.

  38. October 26th, 2009 / 8:20 pm Roxane Gay—

      Toni Morrison, really? You couldn’t hook me up with some Zadie Smith? Daaamn.

  39. October 26th, 2009 / 10:08 pm Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      or danticat?

  40. October 27th, 2009 / 2:08 am Tim Jones-Yelvington—

      or danticat?

  41. October 27th, 2009 / 2:49 am Sean—

      It IS mean week?

      You people need more wine. Red, dry.

      Blake, why do you ALWAYS pose in your photos? Jesus. Cool George Michael beard, or whatever Scooby Doo shit, though. Can’t wait until you get famous and pass out in a Port-a-John. Fuck, quit posing.

      Mark, nice rack. You do indeed have penis. Way to stage your destiny/background.

      Haley, apply more fake diabetes. Whatever.

      Sophia. Is that a wedding dress? Great choice. Very original. Marriage sucks, if you haven’t noticed. I want to see you next in a Cracker Barrel rocking chair.

      Robert Dinero is a cool name to hide your night-sweat fears. You be low.

      Toni Morrison, blow me. Can you write about trees?

      George Clooney, fuck me. No, really. I will pay you in tiny shells.

      Eddie Vedder, did you hear Spice Gold is a legal high?

      Sophia is hot, but what about her internal significance? She is hot, though.

      Paul a bit eager. I would can that smile.

      Prince not worth thought. Wow.

      Melissa I’d wish I met ten years ago, for one night, the Tuesday I had the goat tranquilizer, my uncle’s corn shed, and my dad’s credit card.

      Shamwow very normal. Way to go. Clap……..Clap.

      I would spleen-love Jeff for that jacket.

      Bob yawn.

      Paul is the only serious person I see. The only with gravitas. Follow him.

  42. October 26th, 2009 / 10:49 pm Sean—

      It IS mean week?

      You people need more wine. Red, dry.

      Blake, why do you ALWAYS pose in your photos? Jesus. Cool George Michael beard, or whatever Scooby Doo shit, though. Can’t wait until you get famous and pass out in a Port-a-John. Fuck, quit posing.

      Mark, nice rack. You do indeed have penis. Way to stage your destiny/background.

      Haley, apply more fake diabetes. Whatever.

      Sophia. Is that a wedding dress? Great choice. Very original. Marriage sucks, if you haven’t noticed. I want to see you next in a Cracker Barrel rocking chair.

      Robert Dinero is a cool name to hide your night-sweat fears. You be low.

      Toni Morrison, blow me. Can you write about trees?

      George Clooney, fuck me. No, really. I will pay you in tiny shells.

      Eddie Vedder, did you hear Spice Gold is a legal high?

      Sophia is hot, but what about her internal significance? She is hot, though.

      Paul a bit eager. I would can that smile.

      Prince not worth thought. Wow.

      Melissa I’d wish I met ten years ago, for one night, the Tuesday I had the goat tranquilizer, my uncle’s corn shed, and my dad’s credit card.

      Shamwow very normal. Way to go. Clap……..Clap.

      I would spleen-love Jeff for that jacket.

      Bob yawn.

      Paul is the only serious person I see. The only with gravitas. Follow him.

  43. October 27th, 2009 / 3:14 am Amy McDaniel—

      i’m kind of sleep deprived, but if i’m reading this right, sean wants to rape jimmy chen’s doppelganger version of me….with a credit card

  44. October 26th, 2009 / 11:14 pm Amy McDaniel—

      i’m kind of sleep deprived, but if i’m reading this right, sean wants to rape jimmy chen’s doppelganger version of me….with a credit card

  45. October 27th, 2009 / 3:20 am Sean—

      Well, it is Mean Week, No? And mean means average and small and other uses. BTW, can people respond that quickly to Mean Week?

      I am thinking, on a late Monday, Mean Week will suck.

      S

  46. October 26th, 2009 / 11:20 pm Sean—

      Well, it is Mean Week, No? And mean means average and small and other uses. BTW, can people respond that quickly to Mean Week?

      I am thinking, on a late Monday, Mean Week will suck.

      S

  47. October 27th, 2009 / 4:02 am MoGa—

      Nice.

  48. October 27th, 2009 / 12:02 am MoGa—

      Nice.

  49. October 27th, 2009 / 5:43 am Roxane Gay—

      You know, I actually hate Danticat! It’s weird.

  50. October 27th, 2009 / 1:43 am Roxane Gay—

      You know, I actually hate Danticat! It’s weird.

  51. October 27th, 2009 / 7:58 am matthewsavoca—

      man, jimmy chen is one entertaining dude

      jimmy, any chance you will become the internet’s version of late night with conan obrien when he was at his old slot?
      just add a video section to your website and start posting hilarious monologues. seriously, i’d watch.

  52. October 27th, 2009 / 3:58 am matthewsavoca—

      man, jimmy chen is one entertaining dude

      jimmy, any chance you will become the internet’s version of late night with conan obrien when he was at his old slot?
      just add a video section to your website and start posting hilarious monologues. seriously, i’d watch.

  53. October 27th, 2009 / 1:58 pm james yeh—

      it’s not racist if it’s true

  54. October 27th, 2009 / 9:58 am james yeh—

      it’s not racist if it’s true