He had popsicles on his boxers, but I loved him anyway. They way he smelled like old spice, the fancy way he parted his hair. Once he had to start taking the lithium he could no longer perform in the sack. I dumped him for that redheaded guy that used to be in the partridge family. He is very funny and can make awesome smoothies.
He had popsicles on his boxers, but I loved him anyway. They way he smelled like old spice, the fancy way he parted his hair. Once he had to start taking the lithium he could no longer perform in the sack. I dumped him for that redheaded guy that used to be in the partridge family. He is very funny and can make awesome smoothies.
life is ok again to live through
It’s like we’re in a live version of expendables 4.
oh man, boobs friday
fabbbulous, dahling
who does your hair?
someone’s givin’ the ol’ bearsuit a run for the money, A D J a m e s o n
popsicles! of course!
i thought they were two-prong electrical plugs
holler
This one-eyed tranny at salon ‘don’t give no fucks’. I wash it once or twice a week and haven’t cut it, once, in like, fuck… 5 years?
ye olde htmlgiant of yesteryear
such quaint times
All of my dreams are real now
BEWARE OF DOG — ??? ha ha ha
Luck Dragon! <3
Just when I’m starting to enjoy and visit this site again you’re quitting. Can someone else who knows what they’re doing start a similar site please?
sexy ass bitch