October 29th, 2010 / 7:34 pm
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Obituary: n+1

Shit, guys. Apparently n+1 died this week, too. They wrote that thing about learning and college or whatever, right?

(Frankly, those guys were kind of douchey and we’d forgotten to check in on them. Dropped the ball. Yeah, so.)

I don’t know. Maybe send a card to Ben Kunkel’s step-uncle.

UPDATE:

I know I’m supposed to find out when they first published and all that, but seriously. Who gives a shit.

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17 Comments

  1. October 29th, 2010 / 11:43 pm Anonymous—

      fuck yes matthew simmons finally flashes his gunt!

  2. October 29th, 2010 / 11:43 pm jereme_dean—

      fuck yes matthew simmons finally flashes his gunt!

  3. October 29th, 2010 / 11:49 pm Matthew Simmons—

      Oh, great! Another word I have to go look up! Thanks a lot, Jereme.

  4. October 29th, 2010 / 11:53 pm aaron b—

      for reals. this is my fave simmons post, and my fave obit, too.

  5. October 29th, 2010 / 11:58 pm or here—

      Where is the obituary for The Pedestal Magazine? They just hit me up for money so they could continue to send out spam about every on-line venue John Amen gets a line of poetry published.

  6. October 30th, 2010 / 12:23 am Max Fenton—

      Um? They have an issue release on Nov. 12— sure they’re dead?

  7. October 30th, 2010 / 12:38 am jereme_dean—

      hahaha

  8. October 30th, 2010 / 12:45 am Matthew Simmons—

      Totally “liked” that.

  9. October 30th, 2010 / 12:53 am deadgod—

      In memoriam: ‘d’ in “an[d]”.

  10. October 30th, 2010 / 12:59 am Matthew Simmons—

      Quiet you!

  11. October 30th, 2010 / 1:09 am deadgod—

      You fixed it?! If weak were squeak, you’re a duck’s rectal thermometer.

  12. October 30th, 2010 / 6:02 am phonebound matthew—

      Goin quackers.

  13. October 31st, 2010 / 12:50 am TruthTeller—

      n + 1 = elitist rich kids

  14. October 30th, 2010 / 9:51 pm Fake—

      n+1 people are friendly and generally pleasant to be around

  15. October 30th, 2010 / 11:40 pm Also Fake—

      so are retarded children

  16. October 31st, 2010 / 12:50 am TruthTeller—

      n + 1 = elitist rich kids

  17. November 1st, 2010 / 2:47 am Vladmir—

      fuck the pedestal. seriously.