April 15th, 2009 / 4:21 pm
Mean

Open letter to the underemployed

harper

Graduate school is fun huh? Or are you just ‘in between’ ‘real’ jobs with the economy n’ all? Or maybe you have 12 roommates, sleep in the pantry, and can afford this HTMLGIANT lifestyle. Coming here everyday and refreshing the browser every 20 seconds and gravitating towards arguments is not going to get you on the road to self-sufficiency. Maybe I’m gettin’ old, but sometimes I just want to scream get a real job, like the one I’m at right now, refreshing the browser every 20 seconds and gravitating towards arguments. Let’s just say I’m neglecting my work and boss is not happy. When HR/payroll pulls the rug, can that pantry fit two? I always feel like somebody’s watching me. Yah, my boss. Chapbooks are nice, but health insurance is better. Get a job jerkfaces.

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28 Comments

  1. jereme—

      hahaha

      your paranoia is correct jimmy. i work in IT. some one is always watching.

  2. jereme—

      hahaha

      your paranoia is correct jimmy. i work in IT. some one is always watching.

  3. barry—

      you got it all wrong jimmy….

      see what i do is. i teach 5 sections of english per semester that way i have time between each class to comment on html, then refresh and argue if necessary.

  4. barry—

      you got it all wrong jimmy….

      see what i do is. i teach 5 sections of english per semester that way i have time between each class to comment on html, then refresh and argue if necessary.

  5. kelly—

      some people should spend more time with their loved ones and maybe they won’t feel so neglected.

      ps do you guys think that internet cheating is cheating?

  6. kelly—

      some people should spend more time with their loved ones and maybe they won’t feel so neglected.

      ps do you guys think that internet cheating is cheating?

  7. jereme—

      no kelley it isn’t.

      chat me

  8. jereme—

      no kelley it isn’t.

      chat me

  9. david erlewine—

      Kelly, don’t chat with Jereme! It is cheating. An affair in your heart is still an affair. Some wise woman said that.

  10. david erlewine—

      Kelly, don’t chat with Jereme! It is cheating. An affair in your heart is still an affair. Some wise woman said that.

  11. david erlewine—

      I’ll earn more by lunch tomorrow than I’ll ever earn writing the kind of shit I write.

      I only tell my wife I get a pub if that pub pays. I’ve told her about five of them, including one that offered me $1.50.

  12. david erlewine—

      I’ll earn more by lunch tomorrow than I’ll ever earn writing the kind of shit I write.

      I only tell my wife I get a pub if that pub pays. I’ve told her about five of them, including one that offered me $1.50.

  13. jereme—

      OH HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT COCK BLOCKED ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS.

      man i just can’t $$$

      but seriously kelly chat me

      only if you are hot though. i am a shallow person.

  14. jereme—

      OH HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT COCK BLOCKED ON THE FUCKING INTERNETS.

      man i just can’t $$$

      but seriously kelly chat me

      only if you are hot though. i am a shallow person.

  15. michael j—

      haaaa

  16. michael j—

      haaaa

  17. David Erlewine—

      Kelly, I would like to say that Jereme spelled it “Kelley” the first time. I will never misspell your name or ask anything of you that deep down you aren’t ready for.

  18. David Erlewine—

      Kelly, I would like to say that Jereme spelled it “Kelley” the first time. I will never misspell your name or ask anything of you that deep down you aren’t ready for.

  19. David Erlewine—

      and by a guy who jo’s to the bachelor.

  20. David Erlewine—

      and by a guy who jo’s to the bachelor.

  21. kelly—

      i just wanted to see what had been taking so much of my boyfriends time and why he was up all night. i quess next time i’ll stay out of his bussiness. because to find shit like that does hurt the heart and family. i should be lucky it’s me he comes to bed with and rocks my world (most of the time).

      repect others
      behave

      last post ( getting back in the kitchen)
      cool site though ps proud of you. your doing better

  22. kelly—

      i just wanted to see what had been taking so much of my boyfriends time and why he was up all night. i quess next time i’ll stay out of his bussiness. because to find shit like that does hurt the heart and family. i should be lucky it’s me he comes to bed with and rocks my world (most of the time).

      repect others
      behave

      last post ( getting back in the kitchen)
      cool site though ps proud of you. your doing better

  23. David Erlewine—

      Kelly, I wish you well. Sounds like you will not be getting in touch with Jereme.

  24. David Erlewine—

      Kelly, I wish you well. Sounds like you will not be getting in touch with Jereme.

  25. jereme—

      kelly it is okay if you are a dude. just be a cute dude?

      like the lead singer from the dandy warhols. courtney is cute.

  26. jereme—

      kelly it is okay if you are a dude. just be a cute dude?

      like the lead singer from the dandy warhols. courtney is cute.

  27. barry—

      kelly:

      “is internet cheating cheating?”

      if im sitting in michigan right now and i jerk off in your face, can you taste my nut if you’re in california?

      otherwise, you’re right. get back in the kitchen. maybe you can cook me a virtual steak. im hungry.

  28. barry—

      kelly:

      “is internet cheating cheating?”

      if im sitting in michigan right now and i jerk off in your face, can you taste my nut if you’re in california?

      otherwise, you’re right. get back in the kitchen. maybe you can cook me a virtual steak. im hungry.