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- Jeff—
that was amazing. thanks for sharing. finally getting to see trash humpers next week and this has me that much more jacked for it. - Joseph Young—
i quite felt the suffereing of thaddeus, and others, and felt empathy toward him. was what made the book best for me. but some of yours are good points to make, though might, maybe, could use some fleshing out. - Joseph Riippi—
Re: Daniel Quinn, I have to admit that the first time I read ‘Ishmael’ it blew my mind. Granted, I was 13. But it remains on the shelf of “those books” with Knowles’ *A Separate Peace* and Gary Paulson’s *Hatchet* and every Calvin and Hobbes... - d—
I guess “but it’s funny!” stops working for me at some point. Of course, the patronizing “critiques” of hip hop are the other side of the same coin, especially all the family values/role of the father conservative shit. - David Backer—
The one premise I can offer to justify my “whining” is this: In Jones’s book, and a lot of writing I’ve been reading online, there is a lack of engagement with extant-real systems of human organization: economies, households, cultures, societies,... - Matthew Simmons—
See? Now I love you. - Richard - Zine-Scene—
I thought Shelley was really nice when I saw here. She stayed around after the reading and talked with a bunch of people and seemed really laid back… It might have been because she was hosted by the University of Alabama faculty, who are really laid back too. - mimi—
Or maybe someone slipped some MSG into my dipping sauce.
- Jeff—
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The History Of Western Philosophy
Socrates-”I’m gay.”
Plato-”I wrote down what my boss said but it might just be what I said.”
Aristotle-”I’m so old-fashioned. Fuck!”
Jesus-”I don’t know why I gave up so easy. My philosophy is weak.”
Seneca-”It will be okay, I think, or maybe not.”
Augustine-”I’m Christian, but I am a serious philosopher.”
Aquinas-”Me too!”
Machiavelli-”I’m the dude who is the favorite philosopher of every dumb bro.”
Descartes-”I think therefore…..whatever.”
Pascal-”I believe in God because I don’t want to go to hell.”
Spinoza-”We need to start pissing people off.”
Locke-”I’m a racist.”
Hobbes-”I’m a douche.”
Rousseau-”I want to go on a walk.”
Voltaire-”Shit sucks.”
Kant-”I will explain everything but you will learn nothing.”
Adam Smith-”I love money!”
Mill/Bentham-”Sex is good; so is reading a book.”
Schopenhauer-”I hate life, I think. Maybe not.”
Hegel-”I am going to kill you and then steal half of your clothes.”
Marx-”It is impossible to misinterpret my philosophy.”
Dostoevsky-”I write really long books.”
Kierkegaard-”God is alive, I think.”
Nietzsche-”God is dead, pretty much.”
Dewey/James-”We’re American.”
Weber-”Bureaucracy!”
Freud-”There’s something I really want to say but I’m staying silent.”
Wittgenstein-”Why should I say anything?”
Jaspers-”I’m random but I fit in somehow.”
Husserl-”I’m important.”
Heidegger-”I’m a Nazi.”
Arendt-”I am a Jew but I think Heidegger is cool.”
Jung-”I am indifferently opposed to Nazis.”
Lacan-”You probably can’t understand anything I say.”
Sartre-”We’re totally free and this makes total sense!”
Camus-”We’re totally free and this makes no sense!”
De Beauvoir-”We’re free because I agree with Jean-Paul a lot.”
Althusser-”We’re not free.”
Foucault-”Yeah, we’re not free.”
Derrida-”Yeah. I hate myself. And you.”
Adorno-”Everyone is so critical.”
Rorty-”We got to get back to how shit used to be.”
Rawls-”We need to help the poor.”
Nozick-”Fuck the poor.”
Habermas-”What the fuck did you say?”
Peter Singer-”I think he’s talking shit about my animal friends.”
Baudrillard-”Fuck it.”
Zizek-”Youtube me!”
Clancy Martin-”Google video me!
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September 21st, 2009 / 6:51 pmthomas p levy—
De Beauvoir-”We’re free because I agree with Jean-Paul a lot.”
lol
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September 21st, 2009 / 11:35 pmJonny Ross—
exactly
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How did you make the text upside down?
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September 21st, 2009 / 6:48 pmthomas p levy—
probably used one of those unicode generators i would imagine since it’s not an image.
pretty cool
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September 21st, 2009 / 7:31 pmjereme—
molly,
if you look real close you’ll notice it’s not actually upside down. it is a combination of international characters and western letter characters (a n is used to show an upside down U).
it is a neat trick.
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September 21st, 2009 / 7:33 pmreynard seifert—
i’m high as hell too, jereme
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September 21st, 2009 / 8:45 pmjereme—
have fun getting high reynard.
sorry i was slightly off. here is the international characters and reverse western character mappings.
http://www.fileformat.info/convert/text/upside-down-map.htm
September 21st, 2009 / 7:57 pmMatt Cozart—
http://www.sevenwires.com/play/UpsideDownLetters.html
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It’s not funny! It’s dangerous!
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hey jimmy in your list of tom hanks movies why dont you have saving private ryan? that shit starts in the ocean. it would come between cast away and splash.
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uosıɐɯ ǝun sɐd ʇsǝ,u ıɔǝɔ
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bwar….
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