April 20th, 2009 / 11:11 pm
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Sam Pink
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HINT FICTION CONTEST
barry graham asked me to mention this contest. the guidelines are here. you have to write something termed “hint fiction” which is a piece of writing at or below 25 words. do the contest. don’t be stubborn.
Tags: hint fiction, robert swartwood
here is an entry i just formed by looking at the picture beneath this post:
the three blond kids in the target shopping cart are smiling because they don’t know anything about life.
here is an entry i just formed by looking at the picture beneath this post:
the three blond kids in the target shopping cart are smiling because they don’t know anything about life.
“one in four adults have herpies, but im not one of em” she laughs. the pharmacist agrees or he doesn’t., hands the children lollipops. touches his balls from inside his pocket.
“one in four adults have herpies, but im not one of em” she laughs. the pharmacist agrees or he doesn’t., hands the children lollipops. touches his balls from inside his pocket.
Thanks for the mention, Sam. And guys, those are good stories, you need to submit that shit.
Thanks for the mention, Sam. And guys, those are good stories, you need to submit that shit.
the woman leaves the shopping cart and looks at something on the shelf and fails to see barry graham calmly push the shopping cart away, smiling at the kids.
the woman leaves the shopping cart and looks at something on the shelf and fails to see barry graham calmly push the shopping cart away, smiling at the kids.
this is a great idea. two of mine are going to post soon.
i think i saw barry do that shit to some kids at the Safeway a few weeks ago.
Sam, don’t enter yours.
this is a great idea. two of mine are going to post soon.
i think i saw barry do that shit to some kids at the Safeway a few weeks ago.
Sam, don’t enter yours.
On FB Michael Kimball and Molly Gaudry had some good names to call it instead of hint fiction like toy fiction (MG), atomic fiction (MK), elfin fiction (MK). What about fly fiction? Ever seen a flyweight boxing match?
On FB Michael Kimball and Molly Gaudry had some good names to call it instead of hint fiction like toy fiction (MG), atomic fiction (MK), elfin fiction (MK). What about fly fiction? Ever seen a flyweight boxing match?
THE LIGHT BULB
I think man got the idea for the light bulb from those cartoons when someone gets an idea.
THE LIGHT BULB
I think man got the idea for the light bulb from those cartoons when someone gets an idea.
This may be the coolest contest ever.
This may be the coolest contest ever.
The Blow Job
“No. I gave you one last week. Why is it the only thing you care about? Well, can I buy that sweater at Bergdorf’s?
Afternoon: A Memoir
Hal takes a car service home. I serve him pretzels. We watch Tim and Eric. I feel some guilt about it. I say, “don’t tell”.
Hell: An Essay on Dante
My husband claims that the inner circle of hell in Dante’s inferno is the Devil’s asshole. I read it and am not so sure.
Oh wait, I wrote two non-fiction ones and this is a fiction contest. I feel sad.
did you get the sweater?
did you get the sweater?
that one was fiction.
that’s a shame. i like a good blowjob story.
that’s a shame. i like a good blowjob story.
Little Red Riding Hood: The Bitch
“I’m glad you ate my granny. I was sick of the senile bitch. Finally, I can huff glue on the weekends.”
I don’t trade sweaters for sex. Just drugs.
“lame hands”
the bum greets me.
his condition is worsening he tells me.
the sun hurts my skin.
i know he will not be there one day.
“lame hands”
the bum greets me.
his condition is worsening he tells me.
the sun hurts my skin.
i know he will not be there one day.
sweaters for drugs or sweaters for sex?
i am confused.
sweaters for drugs or sweaters for sex?
i am confused.
drugs for sex. Sweaters are just sweaters.
I’ve traded sex for a sweater. It was a cardigan.
I’ve traded sex for a sweater. It was a cardigan.
Just drugs here! Except for the time I said “please don’t kill me” and he said “ok, but you have to….”
wow
wow