I have a stack of 43 New Yorkers in my closet from like 2002 when they tricked me into a subscription at 158% off the cover price. As every week passed my anxiety over all the unconsumed material grew until I would close my eyes and handle the things with tongs like a guy disposing of spent nuclear rods. Still can’t stand the thought of throwing them away even though they cause me physical discomfort when I need to fish out/ stow my winter coat away twice a year.
I went to the pharmacy and carried my “reusable shopping bag” which came as a gift with my renewed New Yorker subscription and has the little New Yorker logo on it.
Your misery makes me smile, which I hope is the point, because otherwise I’m an angst vampire. Oh well as someone once said, self-knowledge is the first step to wisdom. Oh, that was me? Never mind.
Isn’t Jimmy Chen married? Or was it gay? I don’t come ’round these parts very often, but I vaguely remember something about him being married and something else about him sending a text to a male co-worker offering his “meat.” Either way is cool, and Jimmy’s still the best html-gianter that ever lived.
lol
Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy
Also I like that Lookbook stuff but it’s not like I’m going to make an account to say it over there.
Jimmy Chen is a comedic genius. He probably gets more play than he lets on. Women like to laugh. And death crunch.
thx, but if you wrote my biography, it would be fiction
this is so good. did that guy in the photo think his moustache made him look gay?
u should do stand up, u would get a lot of pussy
word
I have a stack of 43 New Yorkers in my closet from like 2002 when they tricked me into a subscription at 158% off the cover price. As every week passed my anxiety over all the unconsumed material grew until I would close my eyes and handle the things with tongs like a guy disposing of spent nuclear rods. Still can’t stand the thought of throwing them away even though they cause me physical discomfort when I need to fish out/ stow my winter coat away twice a year.
cuuuuuuuute tiny cockroach!!
i make strong ass coffee, so no
but everything else, yes yes of course of course
perfect.
I went to the pharmacy and carried my “reusable shopping bag” which came as a gift with my renewed New Yorker subscription and has the little New Yorker logo on it.
It’s all good, but I love the bit about the graphic designer. It’s funny cuz it’s almost certainly true.
If I ever met Jimmy, he would definitely get some play from me.
“Here is a black box.” BAM. Awesome. Funny on SO many levels.
Your misery makes me smile, which I hope is the point, because otherwise I’m an angst vampire. Oh well as someone once said, self-knowledge is the first step to wisdom. Oh, that was me? Never mind.
forever fan
Isn’t Jimmy Chen married? Or was it gay? I don’t come ’round these parts very often, but I vaguely remember something about him being married and something else about him sending a text to a male co-worker offering his “meat.” Either way is cool, and Jimmy’s still the best html-gianter that ever lived.
I am a heterosexual (non-curious) divorcée, and thank you for caring.
Just guffawed, didn’t know I could guffaw.