I could see writing amazon reviews using the style of famous authors becoming this big thing and then a few years from now someone will collect thee and publish them all in a cute little book that I can spend $14.99 on at my local independent bookstore.
half glass of whiskey,
half a glass of whole milk
2 spoonfuls of cream
2 ” ” sugar
mix properly,warm over real fire-no microwaving-
that will put you to sleep in no time no mater what happens
1/2 of the récipe for children