This is sort of lovely. I hope you don’t mind that I tumbled it.
i was just going to say how much i want that room. then i saw what you did and i tumbled it too. i still want that room.
The description doesn’t mention the threat to mental health (and proper drafting) of coat hooks at pants’-pocket level; it’s deceptive ads like this that are why e-commerce is played-out 19th-century-level shit.