Justin Taylor
July 1st, 2009 / 9:23 am
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Wednesday Morning Political Interlude: FOX News says Only Osama Bin Laden Can Save Us Now

This isn’t really literary at all, I just thought people would be interested to know that Glenn Beck and Michael Scheuer are on TV praying for all of us to be terrorized and hurt. Just something to, uh, think about when you’re searching for “inspiration.” (via Gawker)

10 Comments

  1. Adam R

      Oh I’ve been saying that for years.

      reply

  2. Gene Morgan

      Common sense, really.

      reply

  3. pr

      heaven help us.

      my favorite part, was “and the europeans”. Not sure why.

      reply

  4. Matthew Simmons

      Finally someone has the courage to stand up and ask the terrorists to attack us.

      Finally.

      reply

  5. Ken Baumann

      I’m so happy Glenn is thinking about potential terrorist tactics on the weekend. Lovely.

      reply

  6. Joseph Young

      i’ve kinda been hoping swine flu will kill 100,000 children so we’ll get universal health care.

      reply

  7. Jason Roberts

      Good sweet lord. How do they scrape the apeshit off the television cameras?

      reply

  8. Blake Butler
  9. Janey Smith

      We like the bombs, the bombs that go boom. We’re the readers of HTMLGIANT and we like the boom!

      reply

  10. dasg

      i also like cheese.

      reply

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