Write a Book, Then Take a Picture of Yourself Looking Like a Douche and Put It Inside

Posted by @ 7:23 pm on September 18th, 2010

Flavorwire has spoken out against the five major offenses frequently made in author photos. For my next book I want to take an author photo that breaks all five where I’m smoking while putting my hands to my face while twisting my torso to rest my arm on the couch in my office and supporting my head upon┬ámy fist.

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