July 2nd, 2013 / 5:06 pm

1. anyone have any gossip?

2. the new DEATH HUMS is tiiiiiight


  1. drewkalbach

      thought that said ‘death hummus is yummmmmms’ for a second

  2. Rauan Klassnik

      Blake’s in talks with James Franco about bringing his talents to HTMLGIANT

  3. markbaumer

      Almost everyone pooped in June except the dead people

  4. jereme_dean

      I heard there’s going to be a shitton of abysmal sex between writers at the next AWP.

  5. A D Jameson

      You and me, Jereme?

  6. Rauan Klassnik

      dead people poop

  7. Rauan Klassnik

      i’ll pay to watch that abomination

  8. jereme_dean

      I welcome any person to fuck my mouth or ass if they catch me at AWP.

  9. A D Jameson

      Sweet I finally figured out how to make money off AWP.

  10. A D Jameson

      AWP should stand for something vulgar because it is very vulgar.

  11. Mark Cugini

      hey that phrase sounds familiar.

  12. Mark Cugini

      just downvoted myself.

  13. Jeremy Hopkins

      I’m glad you asked.

  14. A D Jameson

      I wonder what the most downvoted comment in the history of HG is?

  15. Jeremy Hopkins

      That would be a good article. Better than most top ten lists.

  16. A D Jameson

      I wish Disqus offered more robust search features. If it did, I’d compile a list of the most/least popular comments in HG history, with links…

      (If anyone knows how to find such comments, please let me know!)

  17. Rauan Klassnik

      now i know you’ll be there!

  18. mimi

      you guyz could do a daisy chain – rake in the benjaminz

  19. Frank Rodriguez

      I like Death Hums’ pricing structure but I’d appreciate an “Underemployed” option.

  20. Mark Cugini

      Maybe I shouldn’t talk for the press, but I’m sure they’d understand. You should do the unemployed option, and if they give you grief, blame it on my broke ass.

  21. Erik Stinson

      tao just started working as an elite customer care representative at HSBC private bank

  22. markbaumer

      how will we ever know when we’re dead if we keep pooping?

  23. Rauan Klassnik

      you’re right man– when I die the universe dies with me, poop and all, nothing persists — this is the heart of the great lyrical writer, blah, blah :)