October 23rd, 2009 / 12:23 pm
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Next week at HTML Giant is Mean Week 2. If you have any specific requests of things you want to hear about meanly, suggestion box is open.

73 Comments

  1. Amy McDaniel—

      i need mean week the way poor people need carnival

  2. Amy McDaniel—

      i need mean week the way poor people need carnival

  3. Nathan Tyree—

      soupy sales

  4. Nathan Tyree—

      soupy sales

  5. mimi—

      NEXT week is mean week.

  6. mimi—

      NEXT week is mean week.

  7. Amy McDaniel—

      maybe i’ll be better at this than i thought

  8. Amy McDaniel—

      maybe i’ll be better at this than i thought

  9. mimi—

      Let’s run with it, girl.

  10. mimi—

      Let’s run with it, girl.

  11. Amy McDaniel—

      meanness framed as unashamed elitism…i’ve got the market cornered on that!

  12. Amy McDaniel—

      meanness framed as unashamed elitism…i’ve got the market cornered on that!

  13. chris—

      Netherland. Can someone please tell me why people think this book is good?

      Oh, and The Shack. That book (phenominon?) is long overdue for a serious shredding.

  14. chris—

      Netherland. Can someone please tell me why people think this book is good?

      Oh, and The Shack. That book (phenominon?) is long overdue for a serious shredding.

  15. Drew Toal—

      I wrote somewhere about how I hated that O’Neil book awhile back. I think I used the term ‘overrated’. James Wood shit the bed on this one.

  16. darby—

      ive decided to never be mean again ever.

  17. darby—

      ive decided to never be mean again ever.

  18. colin—

      The alchemist has been on the nyt trade paperback bestseller list for 108 weeks–as long the trade paperback list has been around. It was published twenty years ago.

  19. colin—

      The alchemist has been on the nyt trade paperback bestseller list for 108 weeks–as long the trade paperback list has been around. It was published twenty years ago.

  20. Beniamino—

      Lev Grossman’s The Magicians?

  21. Beniamino—

      Lev Grossman’s The Magicians?

  22. Sean—

      Please fuck up “lit mags” that run contest after contest after contest after contest.

      People who think Murakami is “weird.” Fuck them up.

      People who read every Murakami book. Fuck them up.

      Bud Lite Wheat beer, fuck that up.

      People who do not eat nachos. Fuck them up.

  23. Sean—

      Please fuck up “lit mags” that run contest after contest after contest after contest.

      People who think Murakami is “weird.” Fuck them up.

      People who read every Murakami book. Fuck them up.

      Bud Lite Wheat beer, fuck that up.

      People who do not eat nachos. Fuck them up.

  24. Ken Baumann—

      people like ‘answers’

  25. Ken Baumann—

      people like ‘answers’

  26. Nathan Tyree—

      Bud Lite Wheat beer needs to be destroyed like Buscemi in a wood chipper

  27. Nathan Tyree—

      Bud Lite Wheat beer needs to be destroyed like Buscemi in a wood chipper

  28. Matthew Simmons—

      It’s like you are suggesting James Wood doesn’t regularly shit the bed.

  29. Matthew Simmons—

      It’s like you are suggesting James Wood doesn’t regularly shit the bed.

  30. Adolf Hitler is Alive and Well—

      Shoplifitng From American Apparel.

  31. Adolf Hitler is Alive and Well and Living in Miami. I fucked her last night.—

      Shoplifitng From American Apparel.

  32. Mather Schneider—

      Somebody please trash Reb Livingston’s poetry, if they are not too afraid she might put a spell on them.

  33. Mather Schneider—

      Somebody please trash Reb Livingston’s poetry, if they are not too afraid she might put a spell on them.

  34. rion—

      3-6 Mafia, they fucking suck. And anyone who likes them either a) is from Memphis b) Listening to them ironically or c) doesn’t know much about rap music

  35. rion—

      3-6 Mafia, they fucking suck. And anyone who likes them either a) is from Memphis b) Listening to them ironically or c) doesn’t know much about rap music

  36. Blake Butler—

      i am neither a, b, or c and still i disagree.

      ‘they fucking suck’ he says.

  37. Blake Butler—

      i am neither a, b, or c and still i disagree.

      ‘they fucking suck’ he says.

  38. Blake Butler—

      i would be interested to know what you think is good rap.

      there is good thug rap, good smart rap, and good rap.

      if you say you like the beastie boys i’ll stab you.

  39. Blake Butler—

      i would be interested to know what you think is good rap.

      there is good thug rap, good smart rap, and good rap.

      if you say you like the beastie boys i’ll stab you.

  40. davidpeak—

      “it’s not bad rap i just don’t feel it” – dose

  41. davidpeak—

      “it’s not bad rap i just don’t feel it” – dose

  42. rion—

      Wu-Tang Clan is the pinnacle of hip-hop. Everything flows from there. Public Enemy is 2nd.

      Cee-lo is the best Southern rapper of all time, but that is not saying much. Southern rap generally sucks. Andre3000 is next and then Scarface.

      Killer Mike is a great storyteller.

      I enjoyed Lil Jon, but I may have been listening to him ironically.

      Cypress Hill, Onyx, Naughty by Nature. Killah Priest. Shyheim.

      I like the Beastie Boys’ 80s stuff, but I wouldn’t have mentioned them if you didn’t bring them up.

  43. rion—

      Wu-Tang Clan is the pinnacle of hip-hop. Everything flows from there. Public Enemy is 2nd.

      Cee-lo is the best Southern rapper of all time, but that is not saying much. Southern rap generally sucks. Andre3000 is next and then Scarface.

      Killer Mike is a great storyteller.

      I enjoyed Lil Jon, but I may have been listening to him ironically.

      Cypress Hill, Onyx, Naughty by Nature. Killah Priest. Shyheim.

      I like the Beastie Boys’ 80s stuff, but I wouldn’t have mentioned them if you didn’t bring them up.

  44. Lincoln—

      Cee-lo is the best Southern rapper of all time, but that is not saying much. Southern rap generally sucks. Andre3000 is next and then Scarface.

      Man you have no idea what you are talking about. Well, except for Wu-Tang.

  45. Lincoln—

      Cee-lo is the best Southern rapper of all time, but that is not saying much. Southern rap generally sucks. Andre3000 is next and then Scarface.

      Man you have no idea what you are talking about. Well, except for Wu-Tang.

  46. stu—

      Agreed on all points.

  47. stu—

      Agreed on all points.

  48. rion—

      haha Lincoln…tell me where I’m wrong.

  49. rion—

      haha Lincoln…tell me where I’m wrong.

  50. Lincoln—

      Cee-Lo is a mediocre rapper and southern rap is great. Big Boi is also a better rapper than Andre, though maybe not a better music maker. Scarface and Geto Boys are great though.

  51. Lincoln—

      Cee-Lo is a mediocre rapper and southern rap is great. Big Boi is also a better rapper than Andre, though maybe not a better music maker. Scarface and Geto Boys are great though.

  52. Lincoln—

      and Three 6 Mafia have some great songs, though a ton of crappy ones too.

  53. Lincoln—

      and Three 6 Mafia have some great songs, though a ton of crappy ones too.

  54. Lincoln—

      Although maybe I just find Cee-Lo’s voice too annoying.

  55. Lincoln—

      Although maybe I just find Cee-Lo’s voice too annoying.

  56. reynard—

      bad graphic design in what are otherwise good lit journals

  57. reynard—

      bad graphic design in what are otherwise good lit journals

  58. Clapper—

      Especially using Flash (the graphics/animation program, not the story length). Can I just read the fucking story, please?

  59. Clapper—

      Especially using Flash (the graphics/animation program, not the story length). Can I just read the fucking story, please?

  60. Blake Butler—

      totally agree. big boi slays andre to death

  61. Blake Butler—

      totally agree. big boi slays andre to death

  62. Blake Butler—

      cee lo hardly even raps. he kind of just blurts and squirts. i like him, but shit man, as a rapper? hell naw

  63. Blake Butler—

      cee lo hardly even raps. he kind of just blurts and squirts. i like him, but shit man, as a rapper? hell naw

  64. Blake Butler—

      3 6’s ‘da unbreakables’ is the pinnacle of thug rap. the rest of their shit is spotty, but that record is heavy. in the slummiest way possible. which is why.

      public enemy, i dont know man. they are way overrated, for my money. like wallpaper. sure, good wallpaper. but they don’t move me.

  65. Blake Butler—

      3 6’s ‘da unbreakables’ is the pinnacle of thug rap. the rest of their shit is spotty, but that record is heavy. in the slummiest way possible. which is why.

      public enemy, i dont know man. they are way overrated, for my money. like wallpaper. sure, good wallpaper. but they don’t move me.

  66. Ross Brighton—

      Second the Big Boi call, and kinda Blake on Public Enemy – they’re good, but not that good.

  67. Ross Brighton—

      But there’s soooooo much….

  68. Ross Brighton—

      Second the Big Boi call, and kinda Blake on Public Enemy – they’re good, but not that good.

  69. Ross Brighton—

      But there’s soooooo much….

  70. alec niedenthal—

      motherfuckers listen to cee-lo’s verse in goodie mob’s “still standing” and describe for me his blurting and squirting

  71. alec niedenthal—

      motherfuckers listen to cee-lo’s verse in goodie mob’s “still standing” and describe for me his blurting and squirting

  72. damon—

      i don’t know, still sounds kinda blurty/squirty to me.

      U
      G
      K

  73. damon—

      i don’t know, still sounds kinda blurty/squirty to me.

      U
      G
      K