October 26th, 2009 / 1:09 pm
Snippets

Why do you write? Why waste your time?

30 Comments

  1. Nathan Tyree

      because I am an idiot

  2. Nathan Tyree

      because I am an idiot

  3. Ken Baumann

      One man mean week brigade.

      It feels good. It’s comfortable.

  4. Ken Baumann

      One man mean week brigade.

      It feels good. It’s comfortable.

  5. Michael James

      because i got a bunch of time that needs wastin.

      because theres no difference between spending all my time smoking weed, or doing jackshit, or working to build a stable home for my nonexistent children.

      its all the same.

  6. Michael James

      because i got a bunch of time that needs wastin.

      because theres no difference between spending all my time smoking weed, or doing jackshit, or working to build a stable home for my nonexistent children.

      its all the same.

  7. davidpeak

      so i can legitimize myself by participating in online forums wherein i take myself too seriously

  8. davidpeak

      so i can legitimize myself by participating in online forums wherein i take myself too seriously

  9. Bill

      You’re right! Why _am_ I wasting my time?? Oh, thank you, thank you! Now, I can get on with my life!!

      Probably won’t.

      Oh well, back to my novel…

  10. Bill

      You’re right! Why _am_ I wasting my time?? Oh, thank you, thank you! Now, I can get on with my life!!

      Probably won’t.

      Oh well, back to my novel…

  11. Sarah

      ‘Cause it feels so good when it’s over.

  12. Sarah

      ‘Cause it feels so good when it’s over.

  13. Phoebe

      So I don’t have to try to derive meaning from my desk job.

  14. Phoebe

      So I don’t have to try to derive meaning from my desk job.

  15. a moorad

      …to fight the idea of myself.

  16. a moorad

      …to fight the idea of myself.

  17. Vaughan Simons

      So that I can sign cheques and write thank you cards to my (dead) grandma at Christmas.

      Oh.

      Wait.

  18. Vaughan Simons

      So that I can sign cheques and write thank you cards to my (dead) grandma at Christmas.

      Oh.

      Wait.

  19. alec niedenthal

      so i can afford to build a stable for my nonexistent children and so i will improve at video games

  20. alec niedenthal

      so i can afford to build a stable for my nonexistent children and so i will improve at video games

  21. Derek White

      to ease the burden of mortality.

  22. Derek White

      to ease the burden of mortality.

  23. Nathan Tyree

      or morality

  24. Nathan Tyree

      or morality

  25. Matthew Simmons

      I need an excuse to feel bad about myself.

  26. Matthew Simmons

      I need an excuse to feel bad about myself.

  27. Jonny Ross

      because we’re all going to die

      because the only meaning to be found in life is in the play of language

      and because it’s better than sex; that is, there’s no crying and throwing up and overwhelming sense of guilt and shame involved when it’s through

  28. Jonny Ross

      because we’re all going to die

      because the only meaning to be found in life is in the play of language

      and because it’s better than sex; that is, there’s no crying and throwing up and overwhelming sense of guilt and shame involved when it’s through

  29. pablo

      someone told me i should

  30. pablo

      someone told me i should