November 5th, 2009 / 1:50 pm
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“Hitler had the right idea; he was just an underachiever! Kill’ em all, Adolf! All of ’em! Jew, Mexican, American, White, kill ’em all! Start over, the experiment didn’t work!” – Bill Hicks

14 Comments

  1. November 5th, 2009 / 5:53 pm Blake Butler—

      “Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks. I’ve been on the road now doing comedy 12 years, so, uh, bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile & plow through this shit one more time.”

  2. November 5th, 2009 / 1:53 pm Blake Butler—

      “Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks. I’ve been on the road now doing comedy 12 years, so, uh, bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile & plow through this shit one more time.”

  3. November 5th, 2009 / 5:59 pm jereme—

      it always puzzles me when i think how dennis leary has an entire multi-million dollar career off of stealing from Hicks and no one ever seems to be that outraged about it.

  4. November 5th, 2009 / 1:59 pm jereme—

      it always puzzles me when i think how dennis leary has an entire multi-million dollar career off of stealing from Hicks and no one ever seems to be that outraged about it.

  5. November 5th, 2009 / 6:18 pm Gian—

      I heard someone say this about Hicks on something, can’t remember where:

      Why does Denis Leary have a career?

      Because there’s still no cure for cancer.

  6. November 5th, 2009 / 2:18 pm Gian—

      I heard someone say this about Hicks on something, can’t remember where:

      Why does Denis Leary have a career?

      Because there’s still no cure for cancer.

  7. November 5th, 2009 / 6:30 pm Blake Butler—

      ouch

  8. November 5th, 2009 / 2:30 pm Blake Butler—

      ouch

  9. November 5th, 2009 / 6:31 pm Blake Butler—

      this post in some way is meant to refer to WILLA

  10. November 5th, 2009 / 2:31 pm Blake Butler—

      this post in some way is meant to refer to WILLA

  11. November 5th, 2009 / 7:06 pm david e—

      Hicks: “I have a scoop for you. I stole his (Leary’s) act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.”

  12. November 5th, 2009 / 3:06 pm david e—

      Hicks: “I have a scoop for you. I stole his (Leary’s) act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.”

  13. November 6th, 2009 / 12:17 pm david e—

      anytime you can reference hitler, you’re doing something good

      i liked that twilight zone where the guy wanted to be dangerous/important (whatever the f) and woke up as hitler

      marge schott liked talking about hitler before she died

      i have heard in his final bunker 20 minutes, hitler ate four cold nachos before eva

  14. November 6th, 2009 / 8:17 am david e—

      anytime you can reference hitler, you’re doing something good

      i liked that twilight zone where the guy wanted to be dangerous/important (whatever the f) and woke up as hitler

      marge schott liked talking about hitler before she died

      i have heard in his final bunker 20 minutes, hitler ate four cold nachos before eva