November 10th, 2009 / 6:18 pm
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Which author has the biggest butt you’ve seen?

55 Comments

  1. Nathan Tyree

      Sam Pink

  2. Nathan Tyree

      Sam Pink

  3. john sakkis

      if alexis texas were a writer…

  4. john sakkis

      if alexis texas were a writer…

  5. daniel bailey

      joe mama

  6. daniel bailey

      joe mama

  7. Rauan Klassnik

      oprah

  8. Rauan Klassnik

      oprah

  9. sampink

      my butt is actually slightly bigger than most peoples’. in grade school i was called “bubble butt.” now, women and gay men comment favorably all the time. it’s not big in the “camera shot from waist down on a news segment about obesity” type of big, more like, “black man” type of big, a nice curvature if you will. why, i remember feeling ashamed of myself often. now, i have come to love it, and even feel pride, such that i have been on the tyra banks show and have overcome my sensitivity. rest assured gentle htmlgiant readers, it was not an easy transformation, and many times at night alone, i still doubt myself, but it is this doubt that keeps me in love with my bubble butt. a career in gay porn is not out of the question if my current career of looking for a job fails. i encourage you all to look at my ass if you see me at a reading, or perhaps out late at night jogging, carrying behind me a pair of umbros filled to the brim with ass.

  10. sampink

      my butt is actually slightly bigger than most peoples’. in grade school i was called “bubble butt.” now, women and gay men comment favorably all the time. it’s not big in the “camera shot from waist down on a news segment about obesity” type of big, more like, “black man” type of big, a nice curvature if you will. why, i remember feeling ashamed of myself often. now, i have come to love it, and even feel pride, such that i have been on the tyra banks show and have overcome my sensitivity. rest assured gentle htmlgiant readers, it was not an easy transformation, and many times at night alone, i still doubt myself, but it is this doubt that keeps me in love with my bubble butt. a career in gay porn is not out of the question if my current career of looking for a job fails. i encourage you all to look at my ass if you see me at a reading, or perhaps out late at night jogging, carrying behind me a pair of umbros filled to the brim with ass.

  11. Jon Cone

      Mary Butts. British modernist. 1890-1937. Or whatever. Because basically she had two of them.

      And if not Butts.

      Then me. Mine is gigantic.

  12. Jon Cone

      Mary Butts. British modernist. 1890-1937. Or whatever. Because basically she had two of them.

      And if not Butts.

      Then me. Mine is gigantic.

  13. KevinS

      Ann Rule.

  14. KevinS

      Ann Rule.

  15. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      I didn’t mean it prejoratively. Pink’s butt is a thing to behold

  16. Nathan (Nate) Tyree

      I didn’t mean it prejoratively. Pink’s butt is a thing to behold

  17. Tim Horvath

      Awesome writer. Whatever it takes to get a Mary Butts reference into the mix. [Insert your own joke about means, ends, mean ends, etc.]

  18. Tim Horvath

      Awesome writer. Whatever it takes to get a Mary Butts reference into the mix. [Insert your own joke about means, ends, mean ends, etc.]

  19. Chris

      Anne Frank

  20. Chris

      Anne Frank

  21. aL

      Blake’s Buttler

  22. aL

      Blake’s Buttler

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  24. Matt Cozart

      The biggest butt I’ve seen didn’t belong to an author.

  25. Matt Cozart

      The biggest butt I’ve seen didn’t belong to an author.

  26. Blake Butler

      that’s not the question

  27. Blake Butler

      that’s not the question

  28. Matt Cozart

      Indeed. That was an attempted joke on my part.

  29. Matt Cozart

      Indeed. That was an attempted joke on my part.

  30. Blake Butler

      i am a literal boy

  31. Blake Butler

      i am a literal boy

  32. bryan

      the author’s butt is dead.

  33. bryan

      the author’s butt is dead.

  34. bryan

      she writes stories in my heart with the things she does. um, uh.

  35. bryan

      she writes stories in my heart with the things she does. um, uh.

  36. alan

      Yeah, should have been “Who of all the authors you’ve ever seen had the biggest butt?”

      Or “Of all the authors’ butts you’ve ever seen, which was the biggest?”

  37. alan

      Yeah, should have been “Who of all the authors you’ve ever seen had the biggest butt?”

      Or “Of all the authors’ butts you’ve ever seen, which was the biggest?”

  38. chris

      Dorothy Allison has a pretty rightious back yard on her.

  39. chris

      Dorothy Allison has a pretty rightious back yard on her.

  40. barry

      are we talkin sir mix a lot, baby got back, big ass…. like “jackie got a big ole butt, oh yeah”

      or

      we taking bout rosanne barr big asses

  41. barry

      are we talkin sir mix a lot, baby got back, big ass…. like “jackie got a big ole butt, oh yeah”

      or

      we taking bout rosanne barr big asses

  42. Blake Butler

      sheer mass

  43. Blake Butler

      sheer mass

  44. Aaron

      I think we need a photo

  45. Aaron

      I think we need a photo

  46. Aaron

      If you packed one copy of every book that Joyce Carol Oates has ever published into a pair of sweatpants, she’d win. Big Booty Judy. Otherwise I have no clue, though I am a butt man.

  47. Aaron

      If you packed one copy of every book that Joyce Carol Oates has ever published into a pair of sweatpants, she’d win. Big Booty Judy. Otherwise I have no clue, though I am a butt man.

  48. Andy

      I think an “actress” from the critically acclaimed “booty talk” has a novel out. Surely she wins this.

  49. Andy

      I think an “actress” from the critically acclaimed “booty talk” has a novel out. Surely she wins this.

  50. Jonny Ross

      does hemingway shirtless qualify?

  51. Jonny Ross

      does hemingway shirtless qualify?

  52. Jac Jemc

      Dorothy Allison hit on me a couple weeks ago. I was really honored until I found out hits on every feminist bookstore employee.

  53. Jac Jemc

      Her butt was of moderately large size, yes.

  54. Jac Jemc

      Dorothy Allison hit on me a couple weeks ago. I was really honored until I found out hits on every feminist bookstore employee.

  55. Jac Jemc

      Her butt was of moderately large size, yes.